Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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RKftw 0
did you give her AIDs?? I would totally draw in your books if you gave me aids.
Crysta_fml 3
revenge for what? obviously YDI did you destroy her favorite [____]?
rollursk8r 0
I think whether this is a FYL or a YDI would depend on what you did to her that she was avenging.
ghost010 6
Beat her with your textbooks, those things are ******* heavy, well some, not to mention way too expensive. Whatever you did couldn't have been the equivalent to you failing your classes. Especially since it isn't cheap.
madyeti 0
Take the replacement cost for the books from her. What did you do that needed vengeance?
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
hmmm... must'ave takken a verylong time to color ALL the pages... your sister's dedicated i give her a well deserved 5 starz *****
ilikeitrough 0
did no one else notice she's in college and can't spell colored??
Angel1000168 16
@ilikeitrough that's how you spell it in Australia.
icet1997 0
Well what did u do to her
13AlibiesETF 6
Omg D: sowwy person >.