Cristie
Canada
Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
truckstopworker
Dude, WTF?
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Deconstructed
United States
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
blah blah
Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML
wherefelix
United States
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Have fun!
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
ronz
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Anonymous
Thunder Bay, Canada
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Anonymous
Mega creep
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Top comments
Joshoa123 16
Jealousy is unattractive.
changesinme 0
'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'
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Comments (106)
Jamicianprince 1
Haha trust issues
fistnazal 10
Stage 5 clinger
EvilPotato 15
OP should do the same thing at her husbands job.
gntfmlingnow 12
15 - He's a professional creeper, she'd just give him away if she did that
seanders 10
He just wants to make sure he doesn't rear end you with his own personal truck.;)
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Haha give him something to creep about.
maddylovesu 5
newlyweds....
mintcar 10
That is one scary looking Sponge Bob.
dre_bro11 12
16, so professional that he gets caught...
gntfmlingnow 12
66 - I never said he was good at it
megaaann_fml 9
I'm pretty sure that's what professional means...
LadyLexi 0
Wait, is he doing the creep? "hawwwwwwwww" (:
changesinme 0
'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'
REX50ROC 0
well at least he cares about u...
iamaleccarlson 0
He's jealous
Joshoa123 16
38- you have a good point. Some jealousy is alright but in this case seems a bit unnecessary.
awagh666 14
Maybe he's been watching too much ****
baden18830 5
def a little overboard, unless she cheated in past or said the new cute trainee or something like that
Joshoa123 16
Jealousy is unattractive.
ThatOneCanadian 0
so is having sex with the trainee
katiebearr10 0
So are you
arrowshockey18 2
Haha that was mean
CryMoreFMLs 15
26 - Who took a neon shit in your cornflakes?
kkmwong 11
Din
ikickgingers 15
24 - I thought that said trannie.... I lol'd for no reason.
ThatOneCanadian 0
that is too
thwei 0
Awful! I wonder if the guy you were training knew? That'd be so embarrassing!
TheNewGuy03 29
Oh, I'm sure the new guy thought that OP had an extra shadow that was both male and sentient.
alexiiiis09 0
Jealousy is a sickness, he better get some rest
19eightyeight 4
Lol. Thats true.
19eightyeight 4
Lol. Thats true.
rexgar2000 10
There is no point in wearing two watches
False_Stupidity 42
77 - sure there is, you can compare the two times and if they are different, take the avereage as being the 'real' time. OR if they are showing different times you can point to the slower one to argue that you were right on time for work and then use the faster one to determine when to leave work :-)
cheekyterier 13
Oh my god, be glad someone didnt call the cops, that'd be and awkward time "no that's just my husband" acotaco
Buttsexpirate 9
He's creeping in his truck, stalking your business up!
LiveLaughFML 10
so you need to hide the trainee, hide yourself and hide period because he's stalking errybody out there
number0 8
You don't have to come and confess; you're already here. We can still see you. We can see you.
SpriteCola 5
He can run and tell that run and tell that home home home home homeboy
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Why all the homes 68?
LiveLaughFML 10
#71, it's part of the song :)
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Oh, aha sorry I've only seen the actual video. (:
saIty 17
Your husband is just making sure this new guy is not a weirdo. What if he finds out the new guy has some weird kinky fetish for Dora and Barney.
Kyzahhh 7
"I hope she doesn't see me, I hope she doesn't seem me, OH SHIT! (ducks down) I think she saw me"...
GRRSOM 7
At least he isn't jealous. ;)