Moni
Learn from the master
Today, I received a LinkedIn connection request from my mom. Turns out, she's way better at networking than I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nairobi, Kenya
Family business
Today, I found out on LinkedIn that my dad follows and endorses a successful cousin of ours. I guess I didn't make the cut. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
dylanhollis
San Antonio, United States
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Not funny mom!
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my mother broke into my emails and rejected the best job offer I’ve ever had, all because the job is on the other side of the country, and she’s a selfish bitch who doesn't want to be left completely alone, since she has no friends and our relatives don’t speak to her anymore. FML
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Billsonhamsen 17
She should be. I get it that you think that old people are supposed to be lame. She hasn't spent her whole life doing nothing. Don't you think you will be better at whatever you do in 20 years than you are now?