Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where were the police? They were 500 m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
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Chazzster 32
The car wash is responsible for the damage.
Bogrbon 27
As long as the mirror is still there and they didn’t hide it, you’re probably fine. It’s an easy fix to glue back on and you can generally buy a kit yourself. Most glue on to your windshield somehow and UB/weather can break it down. Car wash should fix it, but if not just give them crappy reviews and do it yourself. Now if the guy (or gal) who knocked it off panicked and hid the thing, the they did “steal” something, and tell them you’re calling the police if you don’t get it back. (Use their non-emergency number) Police probably can’t do anything (it’s really a civil suit, not a crime) but may be able to persuade them to fess up. Trouble is if you try and sue their asses the lawyer will probably cost more than the damages and it’s a net loss. 😢
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Isamermaid 17
No one is the “thief.” It’s not like they kept it.
Chazzster 32
The car wash is responsible for the damage.
Bogrbon 27
As long as the mirror is still there and they didn’t hide it, you’re probably fine. It’s an easy fix to glue back on and you can generally buy a kit yourself. Most glue on to your windshield somehow and UB/weather can break it down. Car wash should fix it, but if not just give them crappy reviews and do it yourself. Now if the guy (or gal) who knocked it off panicked and hid the thing, the they did “steal” something, and tell them you’re calling the police if you don’t get it back. (Use their non-emergency number) Police probably can’t do anything (it’s really a civil suit, not a crime) but may be able to persuade them to fess up. Trouble is if you try and sue their asses the lawyer will probably cost more than the damages and it’s a net loss. 😢