Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, after a lifetime of weaves and extensions, I felt brave enough to wear my natural hair to work. As soon as I clocked in, my manager yelled, “Holy shit! What happened to you? Stick your finger in a socket or something?” I was then sent home for being, “Out of uniform.” FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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Sipos 0
What a moron. Your life isn't that ****** though. Your hair obviously looks great if people think you'd dye it to look like that. Red heads are hot.
piper2390 0
did it ever occur to you that these people will do anything to sell their products so there is a good possibility that your hair doesn't necessarily look dyed, it just looks nice? this is so not a fyl. get over it.
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Sipos 0
What a moron. Your life isn't that ****** though. Your hair obviously looks great if people think you'd dye it to look like that. Red heads are hot.
BingerGitch 15
People ask me if I'm a natural red head all the time. I've learned to just accept it. :)
Barbarossa_fml 0
Red heads = sex incarnate (So do short haired ladies, so short haired red heads are like omfg ^_^)
Tregon 0
I agree. Red-heads are HOT.
roobin302 0
short haired girls are my favorite
strawberry09 0
i understand i have curly red hair and ppl ask me what dye i use and how often i get a perm the answer is neither so i can relate
piper2390 0
did it ever occur to you that these people will do anything to sell their products so there is a good possibility that your hair doesn't necessarily look dyed, it just looks nice? this is so not a fyl. get over it.
Bree193 1
Could not have said it any better
Avaquin 0
same here. i'm a natural redhead and people are always asking me where i get mine dyed.
maximumoverdrive 0
I don't get it...
3CardMonte 0
Mhhhmmm... cockkkkk.
Checkylondon 0
You're a freak, #8.
Dantheman2012 0
if your a boy like me, you should have no idea what this means, like i dont
Blacksabbath211 9
Amen brother
ssnepenthe 0
LAME.