Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Milk_Emperor 8
Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister. That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.
pcentral 17
I want a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the bed...?
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Comments (188)
babyzann 0
Thank god he's still your boyfriend and not your hubby.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's what he gets for being too cheap to buy his own.
havokmonoxide 1
Sounds like he just wanted to do the time warp again :) "oh rocky!"
hateevryone 15
Now you got what you're looking for.
jordantiner 0
On to the next one.
Xotik174 6
What a kinky bastard
worldclassrager 41
too bad he can't be honest about being a transvestite...I hope it was not a long standing relationship...
wildginger2012 1
Cross dressers and transvestites are not the same thing.
vbmg152 19
You meant ex-boyfriend, right?
ThePolloBandito 13
You rule.
Ray_of_midnight 23
The theft is a problem and OP would be right to be somewhat angry about it. But many (most?) men who cross-dress are deeply ashamed about it and can't bring themselves to go shopping for themselves, or get packages delivered to the house lest family members or their SO find their clothes. OP needs to decide whether she can deal with dating a crossdresser and if so, tell him to get his own clothes (and maybe help him shop). For that matter, a lot of women are enthused when their guys play "dress-up".