thatguy8878
Smethport, United States
Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML
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thatguy8878 14
My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.
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Queen_bee1234 21
I smell a psychopath.
blahblah005 16
wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible
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nyenisu 14
I'm so sorry OP
SubparAtBest 23
Truly sorry for your... catastrophic... meltdown...
lloydtop44_fml 9
What does OP mean?
stargazing 17
#51: Original Poster.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Dammit, #50, you toook our game from us.
p_diddy77 19
Who in their right mind would try that?!
lexiieeex3 32
Well if OP's brother is really young in a twisted way if kinda makes sense, I mean that's what happens when you cremate someone, it's just usually not done where one cooks their food or by someone other than a professional...
morena2296 3
It's actually not done in an oven, more like in actual flames to get the ashes. An oven would just bake it like a pie.
p_diddy77 19
I totally see where you're coming from, 46, but it seems to me that if someone is old enough to know about cremation, then they're usually old enough to know not to put dead cats in an oven.
Wakachulak 22
I'm thinking someone really, really cheap who didn't feel like paying for a proper burial.
disbatch 14
Her brother
SassyCassy19 12
That sounds absolutely terrible... why didn't he take the cat to a vet to have it done?
thatguy8878 14
He's 5.
anonykinetic 14
@OP see, that information would've been handy earlier
SassyCassy19 12
@OP, well thats actually kind of messed up. maybe take him to therapy?
Queen_bee1234 21
I smell a psychopath.
RedPillSucks 33
psychopaths smell like burning cat?
randomcritic 14
I would agree with this if the cat were still alive. Perhaps he was just misguided and too young to know better?
Hyenayena 27
"Deceased cat"
soulreaper12296 28
#4 you do understand that the cat was already dead right?
kindasortayeah 25
Serial killers often start by mutilating dead animals they find. Then they progress to killing small animals until it escalates from there. The more you know.
ohSNAPyall 27
Was the cat alive when you left the house this morning?
mr_dour 16
Takes one to know one, eh? No chance the guy was simply a dummy??
Miss_Whipped 43
I'm very late but "randomcritic" likely meant that he'd believe the kid was a psychopath if he ATTEMPTED the cremation while the animal was still alive. Since it was dead, there's less of a ****** up twist and more of a sad misunderstanding.
Jatok 17
It probably didn't work, but at least he had a creative idea!
MissEmma_fml 22
I hope you're not being serious, that's not what is classed as creative
thesmeagol 22
Dumb ideas can still be creative.
cmchappy 25
Don't you mean a cremative idea
MELKOZAR 27
He was trying to save money?
sturschaedel 27
Wow, that's several kinds of bad! Sorry for the loss of your cake, your nose and your oven!
motrozero 9
It was a cat, genius. And you bake cakes, not cremate them.
writerchic85 26
I think you know it was a typo. But kudos to you for correcting people and being a dick about it.
notzax 19
I'm sure the "cake" was "cat" that was auto corrected, calm down with the down votes guys....
sturschaedel 27
Yeah, sorry, I was writing CAT and you are right, it autocorrected and by the time I went back to re-read the correction time had run out. Plus it wouldn't let me reply to my own comment before someone else did. So, sorry for the typo and still sorry for the loss of a pet.
Clapdaddy 16
Keep that cat close from now on OP :/
crownedcrazy 14
The cat is dead..
Hyenayena 27
So... The nine lives thing is bullshit, eh? *sarcasm*
kindasortayeah 25
The cat was also "cremated" in the oven, so there won't be any keeping of it. (I hope).
NonoMeow 18
I think I'm about to start crying...
blahblah005 16
wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible
apineapple 40
No one nose.
FlightofAcidFox 18
And no one will smell..