Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Stop!
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Hit and run
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Coordination malfunction
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
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skullet 0
at least you're not a dude ;)
st0815 9
She lives in Germany, so she doesn't have access to a sufficiently insane legal system and thus MacDonalds will not be sued. Unlike that famous old lady, she didn't drop the coffee on herself, though - another driver took care of that. Probably would have created a similar result if she had held the coffee in her hands. (Or indeed in a cup-holder - these things are not designed to hold coffee safe in the event you are hit by another car.) So she still has someone to sue: the driver of the other car. If everything happened as described she will receive some monetary compensation for her pain (and the damage to her car, obviously). She won't become a millionaire though.
ScaryyMary 14
Actually, the woman in the famous suit did not get $1 million. It was between $600-700 thousand.
capilot 10
Also, she only asked McDonald's for $20,000 to pay her medical expense. She had 3rd-degree burns and needed skin grafts. McDonald's were such dicks about it that the jury awarded $2.7M but the judge reduced it to $640K.
chilearmy123 4
Are being sarcastic?
ihatestupidppl 0
Unfortunately it's too late to sue, that old lady beat ya to it.
youreanidiot 0
This violates the laws of physics and inertia... fake, unless you can explain how it tipped backwards
greengrass12 0
liquid tends to move in many directions when the shock of a car crash comes around:)
w100wdm 0
Actually, most cars in germany do not come with cup holders (seriously). It is something about driving being the main priority (because there is no speed limit on the Autobahn) and not drinking or being distracted. Also, you can get beer at some rest areas--which I thought was kind of weird considering the "be responsible and pay attention" rule that dissalows cup holders.
The_Pleb 0
Pics or it didnt happen. O have US of A sucks, if there wasnt so many Mc donalds over there, this wouldnt of happend along with all the overweight people. WIN +2
Mx_Rider 6
wtf U saying ??? fyl if anything
RuralNinja 0
Actually, depending on the force of the impact, inertia would be the cause of it spilling on her, as her and her coffee cup would move forward while the coffee would want to stay in place, causing it to splash backwards from her point of view.
Zeta91 0
People must really want their McGriddles in the morning.
betty66 3
shut up w/ the physics....cupholders duuh
TheKeeder 0
this is fake as hell. havent u heard the mcdonalds lawsuit? if not, jfgi
mystomachurts 3
I clicked YDI because I just didn't like how you worded it. But I'm happy that I have that option!
Flutist 3
Okay. No cupholders in Germany. Man slams into the back of her. She is not from America. And liquid tends to have a mind of its own. Also, ouch.
st87 0
Actually, it does NOT contradict the laws of inertia. Were not talking about a sudden DEceleration here, we're talking about a sudden ACceleration. Particle was initially at rest and suddenly experienced a forwards kinetic energy. The cup travels forward forcefully but the liquid is still momentarily 'rest' at that point of place, which is quickly replaced by the 'lady's parts'. So in retrospect, the coffee did not spash onto the lady's parts. The lady's parts slammed into the unsuspected coffee =P Poor innocent coffee... which begs the question: why the lack of a lid? YDI for not having one!
st87 0
#64: good job. you beat me to it. #73: don't tell people to shut the **** up just because they are more intelligent than you.. cuz what you said basically give people the impression that 'shut up' is about the only worthless ******* comeback your tiny little grey-mattered brain of yours can produce. Which, by the way, appears to be less than a 5 year old's.
Ronan_Adams 0
Everything inside the car that can move will move backwards when you are hit in the back. It's basic physics. Maybe you should study some classical physics before making such statements.
JustStella 28
@ 107: I just love how you worded that!
seetherage 0
Considering most luxury cars are German, and do have cup holders... i'd say you just made a bs comment.
AlexZB 0
is your name stella by any chance?
cwdeus 0
Be in the US, and sue McDonald's!
Muchomastrbation 0
I've had 4 cars. A Porsche- No cup holders, A Ford- No cup holders, A Chevy S-10- no cup holders, and an MGZT- no cup holders. One German car, two American cars, and one British car and None of them had cup holders. Not to mention that just because the OP is in Germany means she has a German car, nor a luxury car for that matter. My friends Corvette does not have cup holders, I could go on and on...
Gibby_fml 0
@39youranidiot, you are an idiot. if you are rear ended, the coffee would spill towards the rear of the car. you ARE an idiot.
mylesfrank 0
Dude if then car hitit womove forward causing the cup to move back.
wasted0087 0
Actually, contrary to popular belief there are speed limits on the autobahn, although there are some areas without speed limits. Also Germany is stricter on the don't drink and drive laws. Look into German laws on these, I'm German and currently reside in Germany.
MusicXisXii 0
#107 maybe she was putting in milk&sugar..?
anlhawks 5
wrong . the cup was at rest, but the vehicle was moving forward , causing the cup to tip backwards and spill it's contents. wow .
ArielTheMermaid 17
WTF guys stop with the inertia comments.
Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
WIN!
Skull_300 0
I may have to read this in it's entirety, as I just skimmed the posting. But, if you got slammed from behind, how did your lips get burned?
Ilovelife07 0
^ more win
YouFailForLife 7
#4, you are my hero
Intoxicunt 6
#33 is my hero. =)
schmashbox 0
The liquid is free-standing, retard. When the car gets hit, it, along with her and the cup, go forward. The liquid - in this case coffee - remains where it is, and either goes up and over the rim of the cup, or out the mouthpiece, assuming there is one. It would defy the laws of physics and inertia if the coffee has all gone forward. YDI, for not using a cupholder. X3
lilhedz 0
110 picture win
Erindub 0
He must've needed his coffee NOW!
Erindub 0
Oh and the REAL FML is tgat you were drinking Mc Donalds coffee
FML_babe 0
HAHA you are awesome
quarty165 0
way to read the comments before yours. they already explained cars in germany don't have cupholders, genius. to the op tho, there's a reason they don't have cupholders. you're not supposed to be drinking while you drive. i still don't wanna say ydi tho, that just sucks so bad.
lilhedz 0
way to read the comment before you reply... it has nothing to do with cupholders.... dumbass
chellinha93 0
That sucks... I hope you got that idiot back by making a turn and coming back to the drive-thru, then slamming his car right when the lady was giving him the meal... Yea that would've been nice.
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
kittenmeow 0
kisss kiss bang bang !! haaaaaa !!!
bosshaug 0
You should email me a picture I'm a burn expert
dabomb1463 0
WIN!
allmidnighteyes 11
Hot Pocket!
anjyu22 0
Maybe instead of the "Caution: contents will be hot" on the lid they should put the much more useful recommendation of not holding it between your legs... since apparently no one can figure this out by themselves.
ihatestupidppl 0
Seriously, you would think keeping extremely hot things away from your genitalia would be some sort of instinct...but yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that little warning label popped up soon too.