Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
Now that's just disgusting right there.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Holy crap! She better be covering your medical bills.
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Comments (20)
Grincha 14
i would killed her already ☺☺
user53658 15
She may not know it herself yet.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Holy crap! She better be covering your medical bills.
allie2590 31
It sounds like she can't even cover her own medical bills.
almost_there44 26
She can't even buy her own *****, so I doubt she can pay for doctor bills.
Glowworm56 27
Now that's just disgusting right there.
julfunky 29
Apparently she didn’t follow Rule #87 in life.
MikuandKaito 24
Ugh. FYL indeed.
PenguinPal3017 19
On the bright side, this is possibly the least disgusting way to get an STI from your own sister.
silvermoon5033 26
There is no "least disgusting way" when it comes to your own sister.
PenguinPal3017 19
So if you had to pick between having sex with your own sister, or using her poorly washed *****, you would flip a coin to choose?
DanielleinDC 34
What the hell is wrong with your sister? She should buy her own damn sex toys.
RichardPencil 32
It’s funny that everybody is buying the OP’s story. Maybe she made up this ****-and-bull story to cover up the real way she got the disease.
Charlie Given 28
Umm wow I'd have to assume she's a younger sister who doesn't know better and time to teach her some boundaries using someone else's sex toys is wrong on so many levels 🙄😒😵😕🤢
Cali 57
She also needs to be taught how to properly clean sex toys, apparently!
joonsson 21
Unless you used it right after she was done, in which case you would have noticed, you didn’t. You got it somewhere else and want an excuse. He myth about people getting STDs from toilet seats etc has been around for a long time but it can’t happen.
PenguinPal3017 19
A toilet seat isn't the same thing as a sex toy.