Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
zevil
Peru
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
mariah_1_11
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Sash
United Kingdom
Overenthusiastic
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Top comments
koopameat 0
Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..
easwhitey 0
i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.
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Comments (96)
Souners 3
Maybe it's for the best; you dodged a fatty.
FFML_314 12
You apparently didn't detect my sarcasm.
Xythenol 6
Sorry, my sarcasm detector must not be working. Didn't catch a word of it.
CoolAsian 0
your so ugly ffml I migt die uhhh I see your face again... Ugh...
FFML_314 12
BOO! Did it work?
KingDingALing 9
Sarcasm is your friend, people. :)
ItsSho 5
Possibly, or she found out OP was a jerk if not they she was never really interested. Hey, at least you ended up paying half of what you would have.
EffinToofer 3
Eh..hows about I'd rather be hot and get with a better guy than YOU. FYL, dude.
krazeeguy 0
better then she had to wash her hair... haha
starxshine 0
how is she a fatty if she's at the gym?
babbiebee 0
just cuz someone works out doesn't mean they are fatt
DrJesse 10
you shouldve gone with her
Izabel12 7
Unwarranted comment. Way harsh.
tjsomethin 9
Well would you rather have a really fat girlfriend?
douceman 2
I like your style.
CantusVulpis 12
Lol, until I saw that he was from Wisconsin I thought this was my ex- no joke I said this to my bf when he wanted to go out to a fair.
koopameat 0
Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..
iSitt 0
When she's not that into you, the excuse doesn't matter. Haven't you made up whatever excuse seemed most plausible instead of hurting her feelings ?
bman134 0
no one wants to be the bad guy
worldclass 0
That seems pretty damn honest to me. She ditched him to do something she could do anytime. Makes sense
sloppyflow 1
#3 whatever reason is. stood up on a date is not a good thing to do
sloppyflow 1
ugh sorry that was meant for #31
hosamsr 3
I guess she wanted to say that you need to work out too
NeverShoutHaylee 0
Let her workout? Maybe she doesn't want to be fat.
Bobissmall 13
As if that is a good enough excuse. I bet this is one of the girls who also complains "All guys are dicks"
NeverShoutHaylee 0
lol no, I was being sarcastic.
easwhitey 0
i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.
macskapingvin 0
Or maybe her hair is just really clean already.
ballinbri123 0
maybe she's self conscious about her arm flab????
XxAngel77xX 0
She was probably working out for your next date!
starile 20
This is when you could've been smooth with a comment on how you could give her an unforgettable workout at your place after dinner... but you're not that witty.
unidentified_sta 5
Not really witty, haven't seen any witty sexual innuendos in quite some time.
docscientist 10
That isn't witty at all. Any dumb frat boy can think up a line like yours.
teeaitch 2
Did you stop to think that her definition of "working out" could be different than yours?
coderedz 0
was thinking the same thing her other date was giving her a real pumping workout