Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I learned that my long term/long distance (two hours away) boyfriend has had not one, but two regular "girlfriends" closer to his home. He'd told them that we broke up while still coming to visit me weekly. He did stop coming by a few months ago because "work was crazy" but that didn't stop him from sending "pics" though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
Meh you're better off without him. Good luck!
zoeconner 11
Be proud those aren't your ultrasounds. You definitely wouldn't want to have kids with that asshole.
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Comments (82)
Codezlol 21
Meh you're better off without him. Good luck!
simplysarcastics 26
Ol' cheating ass LOL. Seriously though how much of a bitch can her ex bf be, I know it hurts but I'm happy you dodged that bullet.
Pesticides 19
Op should be happy that she didn't get knocked up like the other one. Imagine having a permanent tether to that asshole.
lynds71 12
You don't deserve someone like that! You can do better ❤️
Jessj958 19
Agreed! He doesn't deserve you at all!
trellz17 19
Maybe both? Who wants to drive 2 hours to see someone who you have a baby at home to take care of? Makes it pretty hard to hide that lie.
Mauskau 36
Your name must translate to "trollz"
trellz17 19
I'm gonna go hide in a corner now.
Ian7890 23
Haha I'm guessing you reread the fml?
trellz17 19
I actually read my comment again and saw how messed up it was. It sounded less cruel in my head lol. And I noticed that I placed the wrong word in one of the sentences.
Crypticedge 6
I drive an hour and a half to see my girl, but she's also moving in with me in a couple months when she finishes college.
xBOGGSx 3
Be glad he dumped you then
letmehavemytea 21
Yeah, OP is lucky to be able to get out of a relationship with a shitty cheater.
zoeconner 11
Be proud those aren't your ultrasounds. You definitely wouldn't want to have kids with that asshole.
MrSassypants 34
No one wants to have kids with a figurative or a literal asshole. Either way it's pain city.
j_cat187 20
haha, there goes all of his money
marleypuckpuck 22
You don't need him. Find someone that deserves you!
gracehi 33
FHL. She's having his baby. she'll forever be tied to that asshole. You're free.
sunnyray812 42
If I were OP, I would tell the pregnant girlfriend. She needs to know as well. If she doesn't believe it, have the proof (text messages, Facebook messages, pictures, etc.). If she knew all along, then let a bitch be with a douche.
feven 32
F*** the other girls life.
skittyskatbrat 19
The other girl is PROUD of not being careful to prevent this and dated someone who also wasn't big on prevention. The other FYL goes to the kid :(
atrandom 11
Prevention doesn't always work. She could have gotten pregnant on birth control and/or using condoms.
TomeDr 25
You dodged a bullet, Hun. Rejoice!