Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
But why
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
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Comments (105)
shawnaishere 14
You know what's scarier? If you didn't do anything wrong and they decided to do that. Perhaps you look like their ex and drive the same car?
Birdie_Sage 0
I still don't see how this is worse than people who text while driving, at least you didn't die.
d10cat 0
Carry a pistol won't happen but once
Michael_92 20
I prefer flamethrower...people don't screw with people that have flamethrowers.
Tempest559 12
You did something.
pexy_fml 16
You took his number plate ?
pbonham 22
This made my day
Enslaved 38
Wtf? Were you that dangerous driver texting to begin with and pissed off the driver behind you? You must have done something to set him into that type of rage.
1crabbygirl 10
ha ha, she said type.
okieraider71 4
You know what's even more dangerous than a crazy driver with a bat? A legal citizen, 21 years or older and has never convicted of a felony, who is legally armed. He might have killed you just as easy. Stand up for your rights. He would not have attacked my daughter like that.
ClosetTroll 10
You must have run over the driver's phone after it shot from her car's roof.
Andrew910 5
Gotta avoid those .