Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Top comments
cmonger 27
At least they didn't steal your wallet.
certde 0
Oh, that was YOUR car?
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Comments (56)
OneHottBaby 1
Nothin stolen?
maskedman 9
I was thinking the same question. It most likely was just a scorned lover.
alleyx3 0
woow how is that possible
IlikePancakesAnd 0
Well, what kind of gun was it?
Monikabug 9
Why is everyone losing their wallets today? Grrr
Blue_Coconuts 7
Because people aren't smart enough to keep them in their back pocket/purse.
blastvortex 4
You've got that right! People should never take their wallets out of their clothes before they wash them!
ReyEr9412 0
We need wallets to be grafted to our skin. Then this would never have happened.
nazooer 11
Am I the only one noticing the typo in this?
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
yea I think your the only one than is seeing the typo than this person typed. it's quite often than people put typos like than. :)
AndreaHaha 0
well was anything stolen think of the brightside atleast you weren't in the cad or hurt karmas a bitchhh.
MF12 0
wrong fml, 10
Betz 10
at least they couldn't have stolen your wallet.
bezach 0
wrong post lol
epound28 0
#10 you fuckhead, get your eyes ******* checked. This isn't the right FML, you fucktard.
bibobobonnor 8
someone has anger issues it was an honest mistake
dumbbitchhater2 0
#44 how the hell is that karma? karma is when you do something bad (usually to another person) and then something bad happens to you. lrn2dictionary
AndreaHaha 0
I'm talking about the person who did that to his car not him
Mehness 0
sucks
exotica_fml 6
damn
ladiesman14 0
thats what you canucks get for not allowing people there to own a gun. its your own damn fault for being a victim of a crime.
daniisme 0
haha 10 win
savemypandabear 0
wtf? was someone on crack? lol was anything stolen? i know what wasn't...your wallet haha XD
baby_val 0
hahahahaha so true
KurouTenshi 0
well at least your car didn't get stolen. or worse, set fire to. or worse yet, they couldve stolen your tire nuts!!
daydreamstar 7
lol yea! you prolly frustated them when they didnt find anything. you prevented a future event from happening! way to go, OP! yeah, you still have to pay for the damage if insurance dosent cover it, but still, its a twisted kind of laughable fml :)
DGross 8
agreed... as long as your nuts are safe...
FruityLoooons 8
You should throw your hands in the air is disbelief and then yell, "Can this day get any worse?!?"
afatmonkey 0
NEVER DO THAT! My friend did that and a morbidly obese woman fell out of an airplane and landed on him. Then my other friend laughed and he was eaten by a swarm of penguins.
mypandaissexy 0
^ true story, i can vouch for that one.
LaLaJuice 0
where the **** do you live?! o.O
lawrenceps 0
Hmm let me make a wild guess. Maybe Ontario, Canada?
YDI_King 0
YDI for having a car
carolthebitch 0
life is a bitch
certde 0
Oh, that was YOUR car?
heypeoplezzz 0
Lol to #15 that was the funniest comment i've ever heard. i don't read many comments though ^_^