Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.
Voij 16
No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.
Pandasawr 10
Wth? It's her fault for not paying attention. If she does sue you should be able to win the case easily.
Han1156 23
The thing is a lawyer wouldn't even take the case because well there is no case. As for OP she can sue for damages.
twaumat 28
I really hope the OP replies to the FML. I want to know how it ends!
MDTeddy 13
I usually just call me parents when this happens. I know Op can't get in trouble for this in any way. If anything goes to court, Op will win and the person on the bike would have to pay for the damages.
Sam_Dchi 23
Retards, Retards everywhere..
MagicGiraffe 12
This one literally needs a helmet
enormouselephant 15
Saying 'retard' is so hurtful to so many people. Idiot for sure though!
iLike2Teabag 27
I'm so sick of being politically correct while talking. When the president gets in shit compliment a female by telling her she's the "best looking DA", I think we've taken it too far. /rant
kyu_Q 19
Calling her a retard is too kind. DUMBASS seems more apt.
Anubis_81 21
For those who can't help who they are sure. Since there are people of normal faculties they should called retards, cos there is no excuse for the dumb shit they do.
Faff 20
If you think retard is an offensive word, shouldn't you be offended by the word idiot as well?
enormouselephant 15
34- the word 'idiot' is not used to describe people with physical and emotional disabilities, people who cannot help being 'mentally retarded' using that word is degrading to them. The word 'idiot' is never used to medically diagnose someone, although in certain cases it probably should be.
Mr_Satan 11
37 - retard, idiot, twit, dumbass, dipshit, shit for brains... really doesn't matter what word you use, they are ALL offensive. That's how insults work. They aren't supposed to be polite. And, really, the majority of people who get offended by the general use of "retard" are not mentally handicapped. Mostly just self righteous douches....
Bobby100 14
37 - you're wrong there. Idiot, imbecile, and moron were once used to describe people with low IQs aka people with mild retardation. An idiot is someone with a 0-25 IQ. An imbecile having 26-50 and a moron with a 51-70. So yes idiot was used to diagnose people. Oh and btw the word retarded means slow; with mentally retarded describing a slow thinker. It's not as offensive as society makes it out to be.
redreynard 14
I think it's actually more offensive to use "retard" in its proper context these days. It only bothers me when people call someone who IS mentally disabled by that name. I think the reason a lot of people still get their panties in a wad is that we really shouldn't have the same name for the disabled and people who are willfully stupid.
Mr_Satan 11
If thats true, Bobby, I can't help but feel imbecile should've ranked lower than idiot
MiloBear 11
#37, the word "retard" is never used to medically diagnose someone either. These days they are called "cognitively impaired".
mydadpulledout 17
#16, my brother is severely autistic, and he wouldn't do something this loose brained. So yeah, it's completely reasonable to call this woman retarded!
ashe1004 7
Actually.. it's not degrading. My dad is a doctor, and it's a medical turn. People just began to use it as an insult, so now everyone thinks it's bad. People need to get over the word.
Bobby100 14
Mr Satan - yea I thought the same thing when I saw this fact on Omg Facts lol. Imbecile just has a stronger connotation than idiot. (:
ashe1004 7
Well it used to be retard, but then people became offended by it for the dumbest reasons.
Voij 16
No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.
LdyJstc 8
Did you wonder why the lady on the bike wanted to sue the owner of the car for a broken nose and phone, but not her bike? I do believe the car owner may have delivered a beat down and taken a pound of flesh for the damage to her car! LOL
Mauskau 36
What are you on about?
bizarre_ftw 22
She thinks the op beat up the dumbass for ruining the car
ise3 10
YEAH sue her ass off.
buckerado 19
No logical lawyer would even touch the case. Even if a lawyer picked the case up, the jury and judge would side with the car owner. OP wasn't in the car and the vehicle was (most likely) parked in a legal and proper parking spot. The biker is probably another "sue-happy" dumb*ss.
enbliss 10
Its going to be her loss if she tries to sue, going to become her FML after that
NurseJonathan 9
Miss Original Poster should have looked her in the eye and said, "Just try me, bitch."
Bakarra 22
Just like that lady who fell into a mall fountain while texting and tried to sue the mall because she wasn't helped fast enough, **** these people...
44LynnLynn 23
That happened at my local mall.
kyu_Q 19
What ever happened to common sense?
TheAbstract 15
It also fell in the fountain. It drowned in the water because it wasn't helped fast enough.
OptimusVader 23
Or just like the time a woman tried to sue McDonald's for making her child obese. Or the time a woman sued McDonald's for "spilling" hot coffee on her and claimed she didn't know it was that hot.
beej821410 6
The woman who sued because her coffee was too hot did so because when it spilled in her lap, she was left with second and third degree burns. Coffee is meant to be hot, but no where near that hot. Hell, with injuries like that I'd have sued too.
Elyse Marie Betancourt 12
That woman also grabbed the cup by the lid that was her own fault. Lids come off easily any reasonably sane person would know that.
lishajoy777 14
Stupid people... *smh
flysniper77 6
Challenge her in court! You'll win for sure
NurseJonathan 9
Perhaps her argument would be, "She like, totally, parked her car in so the wrong place, because it's totally not cool to park your car in so in the way, because it totally got in the way!" Okay. My brain hurts.
lonewolf621 17
What is it with people and sueing?
FightMyLiger 19
Money.
Faff 20
'Murica
lonewolf621 17
For a case that would definately go wrong for the person sueing?
The_F3rris 11
They cant handle anything in life like a real man.
bigdude1302 2
She went full retard.....you never go full retard...
enormouselephant 15
The word 'retard' hurts so many people who it actually effects. Consider expanding your vocabulary:)
Faff 20
The words 'enormous elephant' hurt so many people it actually affects. Please consider another username:)
enormouselephant 15
36- it would be much easier to just tell your girlfriend to get off the site. :)
bubbat101 36
I agree about the vocab bit.
Clumsyblonde22 12
If you don't like the use of the word then get off the site! Get down of your high horse and stop preaching at people. No one really cares.
missamberrose 17
I actually care. My grandparents adopted a child who is mentally handicapped. It bothers me when people use the word retarded as an insult. My friends daughter is mentally challenged as well, and she gets just as upset. My point is that some people don't appreciate it when it's used in an insulting context.
ksks1234 33
Enormouselephant: it "hurts" people to use retard, but then you insult faff by calling his girlfriend fat?! Shouldn't you change your name to pot?
Octwo 16
It's apparently alright if Robert Downy Jr says it. God forbid someone should quote him. Please firmly remove head from ass.
llama612 27
Be like ok sure I'll see you in court then. She sounds dumb enough she'll actually tell the court "Your honor I was riding my bike and texting at the same time when suddenly I hit this parked car which damaged my bike and broke my nose, since it's this guys car obviously he has to pay for it." You won't even have to say a word.
LdyJstc 8
How do we know the bike accident broke her phone and nose? Car owner probably took the phone and slammed it to the ground and delivered a quick beat down. I would've done just that. Lol jk
xkncas 8
We obviously know by the OP being the car owner, and this being one of those true "Really? Are you a moron? FML, ok, see you there" moments. You're probably the woman who was riding her bike and texting, weren't you?