Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
But why
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
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Comments (105)
NoisyNykkii 10
Now just who did you piss off?
ilaleahcim 6
The driver that broke his car window with a bat while he was stopped at a red light.
TwitchingNebula 17
If someone is angry enough to come at you with a bat while you're at a stop light, you probably deserved it...
sadistmonkey 19
No.
BobsUrAunty 2
I slightly agree. The op may have cut this person off, driven under the speed limit in front of this person, or may have had an unresolved run in with this person before. There could be a whole list of factors that weren't present in the original post that could have lead to this.
alycion 39
Or he could live in Florida, the land if crazy shit.
ALpein 0
Hey, as a citizen of Florida, I can honestly say I've only broken four windows at a red light! They're usually yellow.
McMan 23
Homerun! *Floors it into oncoming traffic.*
flashback.miss 28
wtf was wrong with those people? hopefully they get caught. that's just terrifying, and hopefully you're insured and there were security cameras around.
tomtato 10
Batman: to the batmobile! why won't this damn thing open?? Smash!
Nevereverland 8
I'm guessing you were passing through a charming place i'd like to call the ghetto."you in da hood foo!"
br0ccoli 15
Were you driving a big, gas guzzling truck on Earth Day? Was he driving an eco-friendly mini-car with Greenpeace decals all over it?
ariannaimelda 7
I feel like there should be an anger test to prevent road rage drivers. If only... Sorry that happened to you OP, that's scary :( I hope you got his license plates or something so he can pay for damages!
lucyinthesky420 10
Grand Theft Auto 4 in real life... Gnarly.
citymayer 7
Too bad that wasn't funny..