Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
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DisappearingRose 18
With a smashed window?
Doortje 30
Don't you mean WITHOUT a smashed window?
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Comments (59)
DisappearingRose 18
With a smashed window?
adorkable_spazz 0
Shane Dawson!!! :D
untoward 0
can one of the mods fix the original post. THX!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Why would that be illegal? jw
DudeImBetter 0
this is a stupid fml you got pulled over and you didn't get a ticket big freakin deal.
PuntingYoshi 0
Laaammmme
lopsop 12
I knowwwww sooooo laaaaaaame
lyn29 0
hahah thats just very unfortunate for you :/
amerwin 3
Tell them the story.
iSitt 0
if you had called 911 then they have it recorded and you can cite that reference number as evidence.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
23: If OP called 911 for a smashed car window, (s)he* is a dumbass and ought to be fined. *Can't see gender or username on the mobile site.
persianjr1 7
Hey Dunb ass 29. if the window is smashed then something is probably stolen. then it is ok to call 911. and even if something is not stolen, it is damage of property, therefore its also ok to call 911. i bet he's the one who smashed the window. haha
my2centsworth 15
911 is the number to call to reach emergency response personnel, not the number to call to report stolen items or other non-emergency crimes. A broken windshield is not an emergency. Although, if it broke while OP was sailing through it, the accident would qualify as an emergency.
nathan5 0
Unfortunate, easily explainable though!
Doortje 30
Don't you mean WITHOUT a smashed window?
meganasoarus 0
obviously.
almighty_zer 5
are you guys ******* retarded? op said it right because driving WITH a smashed window is what got him pulled over. if he didn't have a smashed window there would be no reason to pull him over.
cantdeleteaccount 2
which also means the smashed window was gone due to the smashing.
kay71095 9
But a smashed window doesn't mean the WHOLE window was smashed
fmlman44 5
u mean without a smashed window?
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Obviously WITH a smashed window. It's not illegal to drive without a window.
adorkable_spazz 0
wow that sucks. fyl
germangermangerm 0
grammar fail.
zexy27 0
U forgot ur caps, sweety.
NiceGuyz 0
@15 Check Your Spelling, I honestly hate people like you. ^NiceGuyz^
Xythenol 6
@16 I don't think "spelling" needs to be capitalized.
Kua_Mei 0
I don't think "your" requires capitalization, either.
bedburgular 0
you all need to stfu lol
iliketurdles 7
#21, comma not needed before "either".
TheNewGuy03 29
31 -- not needed, but not grammatically incorrect! |the kid|
germangermangerm 0
15: You forgot how to spell you and your correctly, sweetie. Don't come correcting me when you have grammar mistakes also. Dumbass.
btnhdude 0
Grammar Nazis, You forgot to include a touch of win to being a grammar Nazi. Who am I kidding, there's no win to being a grammar Nazi.
mashnikandporter 0
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