Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
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Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
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Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not ******* blue.
Aiden89 23
Such a charmer
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Aiden89 23
Such a charmer
sourgirl101 29
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not ******* blue.
fayevalentine427 3
you should show him your ****
jbuckets_404 39
Your BF sure is an idiot! Everybody knows that "boobs" rhymes much better with "blue." [/s]
TexasKitten79 6
That's hilarious. I hope you had a sense of humor about it.
bloopaloop 27
Shall I compare thee to a summers day? Thou art more hairy and less hot. Young men do comb the beach for babes in May, But for thou I doth think not. Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines But one drink with thee is all to long a date. So I bid adieu but I opine, Is one cow all thou hath ate? Thy non eternal cute face shall fade And lose possession of the **** belowest. You’ll own a heard of cats I am afraid If thou don’t find a blind man to blowest. As long as men can breathe or eyes can see Just be a succubus, as this gives life to thee.
Wadlaen 24
He's a keeper!😂💕
sophiehelen 32
If it's any consolation he didn't write that, he just copied it.
Matthew Irmen 11
Well?