Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
But why
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
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Comments (105)
CeltyStark 3
You can drive away from the guy that busted your car windows, A texting driver can slam into you and kill you
jake3292 5
They sound like nice people: )
desertpunk75 11
Pull out a 9mm or a .45 and ask him to do it again. If he pulls out a Gatling, panic.
trolol678 3
oh my
hateevryone 15
I hope you called the cops on that psycho.
margiemayhem 2
I'm assuming you were Texting at the red light and didn't notice when it turned green.
Breezy4sheezy 2
Tis why I carry a gun
deransc 19
Somehow I can't help but to think you deserved it.
hatfield91 0
Damned kids.
cmb8280 24
I find it interesting that you mentioned drivers who text being dangerous. Was this driver texting and maybe you did something to let him know you didn't approve? I remember reading another FML about that. If so, I wouldn't have busted your window, but I would've given you both fingers and told you to mind your own business.