Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
But why
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
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Comments (105)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Geeze that's scary... hope it didn't get much worse, and FYL. ._.
JRFaceless 8
Hey Satanist lady, can you talk to Satan directly? I have some choice words for him.
Kyzahhh 7
there is some ****** up people on this planet
JocelynKaulitz 28
I find it kind of ironic for a satanist to want to remove suffering from the world…but that's just me.
NoisyNykkii 10
And your profile picture is of you (or someone else) holding a pentagram.
nattynatters 14
I may just be talking out of my ass here but there are a few kinds of satanist (just like any religion there are extremists) and one kind sees Satan as the bringer of knowledge and truth. To them god is a fearsome tyrant and Satan is leading the rebellion with "true" peace... But like I said. That is simply observation. Might be she is more pagan than satanic which is a completely different thing. A lot more caring too.
NoisyNykkii 10
I just noticed that I has pressed the send button too early, my comment was meant to say: 'And you're comment is of you (or someone else) holding a pentagram. Yet you're telling us what's scary.'
ilaleahcim 6
24 - And me.
Ryan8878 21
Actually the pentagram is a pagan symbol that the church has tried to destroy along with the winter solstice and other pagan events by making it a Christian event or relating it to something evil/satanic. ie: the pentagram. Google the meaning for easy reference. It is actually supposed to represent something good.
jake3292 5
But if you would read her bio it says that she is a satinets.
detroitsucks247 3
How about this, shut up
randi8907 3
I don't see why it matters what she is to y'all assholes. stop assuming shit u stupid fucktards.. oh guess what? I'm a Christian. so take tht for stereotypes bitch.
JRFaceless 8
But why
Nevereverland 8
That is the ultimate question of life , the world and everything. Discuss it over a cup of tea ?
fanaticdragon 10
No need, the answer to life, the universe and everything is already out there. It's 42.
Nevereverland 8
My mistake "life , the universe and everything!" it is 42! At least you managed to get the reference :)
btnhdude 0
Damnit, Anu26 you beat me to it!
Michael_92 20
Def in my top 10 greatest kid movies of all time.
bfsd42 20
The movie sucked. The book is infinitely funnier.
BehindU 5
What's the movies name
Nevereverland 8
"hitch hikers guide to the galaxy" actually the movie was better because of the added scenes though the story explains more of the random stuff. Ps: Never forget your towel.
diidiimi 10
And don't panic. I honestly think the books were better than the movie. The older tv series was ok.
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
VictoriaSchultz 8
*minding your own business* Then some crazy person runs to your winshield with a crazed look and goes ape on your shit
ifoundalaska 11
Are you the angry little man or was he?
yahoowizard 16
/PMSing woman
VictoriaSchultz 8
Girls go crazy when their pmsing.. I pushed my mom in a bush for laughing at me once. I wouldn't be suprised
SkoomaKi 28
Why? Did you do something to anger that guy or did you piss off some gang?
siickman 7
I find it funny that 6 had a more logical comment than 50 but 50 isnt getting thumbed down. Wow.
demonkonga 5
Ok WTF 1 he must be a fkin lunatic on drug 2 he might need anger management or 3 i woulda ran over his ass with the car as soon as the light turn green VROOM VROOM BITCH
Kyzahhh 7
screw waiting for the light to turn green, self defence! I doubt any judge would rule against you in this situation
hellbilly205 17
1 thing you need #7 is to go back to english class.
whoaaahorsie 7
HAHAHA VROOM VROOM BITCH. But seriously, no.
THE_A_TEEN 28
After attempting to read that, my brain almost blew up, nearly obliterated Moscow.
mk58 31
I think I just got a few degrees dumber by reading that.
pickles2b2 4
All I could understand was 'VROOM VROOM BITCH!'. Maybe you want to take another English class?
emmama19 15
Bitches be crazy!
jonmc 3
they always said not to cross the tracks after dark. lol. that sucks though
taintedayush 0
There goes the expensive window
challan 19
That's some road rage! Holy shat!
quack1goose 6
Hey there! Hit me up? =)
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Hey Asshole. This isn't a dating site.
sm0kinBCBudz 0
Your pretty and all but Shat? **** say shit