Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
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iheartglasses 0
Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
robc32ca 4
wow what's wrong with you?
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Comments (123)
ThatGuyFromNZ 0
fail
Jimboom 12
I believe you will find that this is an epic fail... what with the OP's car just being across the street and all. ;-)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Just give him an old fashioned and all will be forgiven
felipe87 2
I am sure that is what all car thieves tell the cops
Thin_Ice_fml 0
You don't recognize the license plate? OP was probably dropped when he was little.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yes. fail indeed. OP first off I'm going to assume you had a key because you didn't say you didn't. so if the key isn't working wouldn't you step back and think for a minute? and maybe glance inside your car? now even if this car was identical inside and out why would you decide to break your window? you realize you'd have to pay for it so unless there was an emergency I don't see why you would.
madmadd 0
agree with #39 wudnt u c wats in the car b4 u try 2 break in??
6969awesome 0
why can't people type things like normal people, instead of cuz and b4 it's really annoying
gelica87 0
why break the window????
meelo88 13
wow if your key doesn't fit break the window??? wow....that's just amazing your key stopped working overnight
iSitt 0
is this one of those "keyless" systems where all that you get Is the remote fob and op thought the battery died?
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
he's totally oblivious
MyNamesNotChris 0
Why didn't you check the plates?
sexybeastsexybea 0
never assume. to assume is to make oneself a dumbass.
Mehness 0
47 - Nice stock photo. Apparently you have neither beauty nor brawn!
tooflirty 8
I sure hope that OP was at least drunk when he done that
robc32ca 4
wow what's wrong with you?
ifyouwereasheep 0
wow what's wrong with you?
iliketurdles 7
whats wrong with all of you? including the next person who comments... did I win?
very_ugly_girl 0
Hey Pear, would you mind if i take a bite out of you??
iheartglasses 0
Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
EffinAhole 0
agreed
very_ugly_girl 0
I break my car window so many times because i forgot my key. The reason why I do not call the police because I do not want the government to get involve with my business.
ktbird 0
Did you use your tinfoil hat to break the window?
kyliebear 15
Some people just don't have the time to call a locksmith or the police, and probably 50% of the things locked in the car with the keys include the phone, as it would be with the keys? Well, that is how I organise my things.
DakotaCat 4
I'm goin' 'round the neighbour hood trying to open doors and if I can't open them I'll throw logs at the window.. Cuz OP is smartecated!
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly. What part of "the key doesn't fit" would not immediately tell you that this might not be your car?
DepressedSoul124 0
then there's the license plate.
jewban 3
you always check if the shit inside your car is yours.
BoredomKillsinc 0
i know, seriously...
kai_li 8
Don't people just look at the license plate anymore!
iamironman97 0
original poster/problem
Trollz4daLULZ 2
OP = Orgasmic Penetration. I'd tell you to ask your mom to explain it further, but that last donkey punch I gave her really scrambled her brain.
Mr_Zachary 0
Noob... :)
MooMofo 3
Original poster...
zp5 4
noob. OP stands for Orgasmic Penis
grandpaearthling 2
original poster; orange pussy; origami penis; oily prick... take your pick
ImaginaryFoe 1
Noob. Orgasmic penguin.
frozzenhart 0
Failing that there is still the licence plate -.- btw jewban nice username , shalom .
jewban 3
gracias ;)
chocchipcookies 0
****... didn't you notice that it wasn't your car? Fail.
very_ugly_girl 0
Sometimes when you are drunk it is hard to tell the difference between things.
TheLetterZero 7
If that was the case, he'd deserve it even more.
mylifesucksserio 15
i call bulllshit on this one, no ones that freaken stupid
zp5 4
you can easily mistake your car for another one, so long as it's the same type, and the same color. this is why you need to look at the license plate
johnholmes 0
There are also this thing called keys, they unlock the lock they are made for. Logic would prove that if they don't work on the one you are trying to use it on, it ain't yours. OP=dumb ass
TheDrifter 24
Or you're drunk, or possibly that the lock is frozen. Breaking the window is a dumbass move for any reason though, them things aren't cheap to replace.
potsmoker1 0
shut up # 4 obviously it was a mistake and the car was the same make and model as the other car so I doubt it was his fault so I think the only f#%*tard here is u FYL #4
Molkerei 0
4 makes a valid point 20-30 bucks to get a locksmith or replace a window. I'd think most people with half a brain would go for the locksmith.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you break a window to do it? I've walked up to the wrong car in a lot but am usually tipped off by the interior being different or the key not working.
Excav8rguy 0
And the likely hood of the car being the exact same color, clean or dirty? This person is truly a fucktard
oarisimo 4
shut the **** up,#9. you are as stupid as the OP.
WTFonlyME804 0
whatever you was smoking last night put it in the toilet and flush u need on more
mariekentairo 0
Ugh I've heard FMLs exactly like this sssoo many times.
qpdoll 19
Wow, your life is so hard. Should we get you a consolation prize? Or maybe a tampon?