Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
kappu
Red flag
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
daRN
Bahrain
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Justaddwater
France
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
ugh annoying
United States
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
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ambamm135 7
Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(
Skater5679 4
Explosive situation...
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Comments (145)
perdix 31
Her jack-o-lantern smile and constant itching didn't give you a clue?
weepingangel_fml 7
Only in New York.
RedPillSucks 33
Meth is a problem in the South Bible belt and the small town midwest as well.
Witchy_fml 7
Wow Op, I am so sorry your family is going through this. I hope she gets the help she needs and is able to recover.
lostfaithinpppl 19
^^^ This. So sorry, OP :(
PsychicToaster 0
What kind of jackasses were actually douchey enough to push YDI?
julian24245 0
Was it that blue stuff?
MaskedAspen 6
she set fiirrrreeee, to the house !
ms_YoungMula 8
The worst drug to start, it really destroys your life
Kiksters 0
Sorry OP bout the house catching fire, but how can you not know that ur sis has a meth problem, hopefully she will get the help that she needs to become clean
Okayitwasme 0
DRUGS......ride The Pale Horse of Death. Meaning: die before your time senselessly.
SwtCherryPie 26
Sorry to hear about losing your house but really theres no reason you shouldnt have been able to tell your sister was under the influence of something at least. You should have noticed behavior changes as well as physical changes in her. You didnt deserve to lose your house for sure but maybe being a little more observant could have prevented this in the first place.