Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
kappu
Red flag
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
daRN
Bahrain
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Justaddwater
France
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
ugh annoying
United States
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Top comments
ambamm135 7
Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(
Skater5679 4
Explosive situation...
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ambamm135 7
Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(
ellybelly_502 4
It would have sucked to find out any way. I hope that everything can be recovered and this is a wake up call for your sister.
EpicPear 0
She really heated up that situation!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
This really reminds me of the "Masterdebaters" video on YouTube. But, I guess that's what tweakers do when they're bored.
VorpikeII 17
Was your sister flaming hot by any chance? But that really sucks. Sorry OP. Got Fire insurance?
ohmandapants 17
^ That wasn't a good joke. And really, the girl is a meth addict who set fire to a house and could have almost killed people. This is not really the joking kind of FML.
Gtfo_Troll 0
Set fire to her crystal meth.
skyguy89 0
Maybe she saw a Power Thirst video?
VorpikeII 17
67-The first part was a joke, the rest wasn't. I know it was a bad joke but everyone makes bad jokes sometimes.
timharrison1000 6
the addiction is burning inside her
natashax21 5
^ I see what you were going for there but....no.
ambamm135 7
It would have been better to find out without the house burning down losing all their possessions and potentially losing her in the process.
WeAreAHurricane 14
This FML makes me sad :( Fdrugs
Skater5679 4
Explosive situation...
amerwin 3
"Cool guys" dont look at explosions..
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Of course they don't. The cool ones are the ones walking away slowly while the background is exploding into a fiery hell.
DawnMarie11 0
Actually not 'only in new york' that s@$t is e everywhere......
angrymexican 8
I thought the others guys proved that walking away from the explosion is fake
deviable 9
Probably the worst way to learn. Sorry op :(.
JayD17 0
I think the worst way would be if she died in the explosion. This way you can attempt to help (or get the camera crew and make some money off your family's pain - isn't tv wonderful?) I just hope things work out for op - unfortunately you can't help someone who doesn't want it :(
starsfan_9 7
That's not a meth problem, that's just a setting the house on fire problem
JayD17 0
Hmm.. why so many thumbs down? Do you know how many people die in meth lab explosions? It's terrible. And has no one else confronted a seriously ill person they love only to be screamed at, threatened, or attacked? I have. And doesn't anyone else hate how some people who can't afford private help are sometimes forced to go public and turned into entertainment for others while some guy in an office is sitting there making billions off them? Programs like "Intervention" and "Hoarders" should exist without the cameras imo.
Spinnmaster 1
Girls like that are hot... Not only is she a druggie, she's a pyromaniac! ;) sexy.
ambamm135 7
Dafuq????? O.o you have an odd Taste in women
loveexgirl 15
Actually, no. It makes peoples teeth fall out and make them look about 50 when they're actually 20.. It can destroy a persons life. I don't consider that sexy.
r0ckPrinc3sS 0
Come on #6 he doesn't hve an odd taste in women, he is in to classy ladies! I bet he also likes cheap ****** looking to turn a trick for .50 cents!
Spinnmaster 1
Jeez, did y'all not hint the sarcasm?
ambamm135 7
No we got it, it was just a bad JOKE not sarcasm, learn the difference.
r0ckPrinc3sS 0
No I didn't "hint" your sarcasm....
Freeze_fml 17
She's pretty hot. After the house she set afire engulfs her.
TurdTickler4eva 0
Yea meth addicts are hot sores and all ****** weirdo
Xxak907xX 0
How the **** is a druggie sexy?!
azriel97 6
Whoa .50 cents is half a cent! XD
SadinSherman 16
You wouldn't say that if she tried to burn down your house
nolarboot 10
59 - What does that have to do with anything?
stephanieeDawnx 0
^96, 59 is referring to when 12 said something about a .50 cent hooker, .50 cents is half a cent. XD
SystemofaBlink41 27
96- hahaha xD
nolarboot 10
106 - I know, I was just wondering why it was important to mention that. xD
SystemofaBlink41 27
Wet dreams!
Mx_Rider 6
Put her in rehab and hope for the best.
pistolpete01 9
The best thing to do would be to help her =] i agree #5
J3R3MYY 14
Or just call 1-800-chokedathoe. Tyler Perry will be there to save you!!
r0ckPrinc3sS 0
Doesn't she watch "Breaking Bad", that sh%t is bad for people!... And apparently your house!! Sorry Op, fyl!
bizarre_ftw 22
But other drugs cure cancer and bring babies back to life right?
ThreeSheetsGone 12
21- Lay off the pipe.
abstractsnipe 0
That show is awesome
EnriqueGee 0
Filmed in my home town (:
mynewaccount 8
I feel for you, op.
tehrealone 6
Ummmmhmmmmmm
nerdness 2
today, not only did I light my house on fire, by my family also found out I do meth. I don't know which ones worse. FML. sorry you found out this way! hope everyones safe though! FYL
DHoffmann 9
Bad trip.
Jdimp 1
weak
bizarre_ftw 22
That's not a crystal meth problem!! *laughs creepily* that her wanting to murder you ^_^ the crystal meth was an after thought
EnEl_Infierno 15
Dudette are you on your time of the month and meth right now, don't worry we won't judge *cough* *yeah right* dam you usually have some pretty decent comments but all of your comments on the last few fmls are like wtf!?
btnhdude 0
Whatever 29, i think she's pretty awesome.
EnEl_Infierno 15
#43 She usually is pretty awesome, usually.
torrentuser 1
14 u lool like ur on meth
13FMYLIFE 0
wow... u again. just stop. seriously. stop. your comments suck.
chokey2 5
Agreed I think she was gettin him out of the way
pizzaisyummy 0
U r a jackass
shootintacos 0
hey 97. quit hating, she's chill.