Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Homeless for the holidays
Farmington, United States
Pyrotechnics
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
kappu
Red flag
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Anonymous
Madison, United States
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
daRN
Bahrain
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Justaddwater
France
Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
ugh annoying
United States
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
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ambamm135 7
Damn, that's crazy, sucks you had to find out like tot op I'm sorry :(
Skater5679 4
Explosive situation...
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Comments (145)
jefffluffingham 5
how in the hell does the OP deserve it?
Epic_Times 10
Shit, that sucks. She needs help.
SystemofaBlink41 27
What tipped you off, the fact that the house burned down?
Mourningstar 4
This is coming from someone who has ben there, treat her like an angry rattle snake because as long as you're around her while she is srill on it, you WILL get bitten! Good luck!!!
bsbuddy 0
Hope you have insurance, good luck with that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Soon, her face will look like she's been in a fire.
timharrison1000 6
so there were no warning signs prior to the burning house???
kltwilightfan 3
That happened to somebody who lived across the streer fro me
FirestarFML 5
Who the hell would press the "you deserved it" button for this!!!!!!!!
siahbean 1
Everyone should, because it is obvious when someone is addicted to meth by just looking at them or talking to them, if you live with someone and dont know they are a ******* tweak, then yeah you deserve that.
siahbean 1
Its pretty obvious when someone is addicted to meth. . . How could you not tell untill she lit the house on fire?
xXmileenaXx 6
dame that sucks man i hope she gets her shit together for you and herself stay strong