Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Quincy_Ethan
Killeen, United States
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
refines
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
WetWetWet
India
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
LostFocus
United States
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
allwaysbuggedinheaven
United States
Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML
Sonotsuave
Arlington, United States
Waterfall
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Anonymous
Lint kills
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
me.
Roseau, United States
Like what you've done with the place
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Top comments
skitzofreniks 5
Your sister went full retard. Never go full retard.
DocBastard 40
You should thank your sister for saving your computer's life. Smoking will ******* kill you.
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robotiick 12
haha first!
choirnerd9 0
Awww.
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
How stupid could she possibly be? I say beat her ass.
saaaalt 4
beat her ass over a computer? Jesus times are rough...
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
@7 Do you know how much computers cost? Apparently not. So let me pour water on your computer. I want to see your reaction.
largefoofighter 0
make her buy you a Mac. win!!
wisky_fml 5
hehe thunder
redbluegreen 41
Every time you announce a win, your chances of dying a natural and yet excruciatingly violent death increase.
largefoofighter 0
I can deal with the pain it makes me horny
notsocrazee 0
if there was smoke coming out of it the whole house could've caught fire resulting in a bigger loss. just sayin'
MissBunny25 0
the house could've caught on fire from the smoke coming out of your laptop. give that bitch a hug, you ungrateful bastard! also, make her a nutella sammich just for laughs and giggles. *slings whip* hell yeah.
DoubleDose 0
throw water on her face and say there was ugly coming from it.
brycereid 0
7 yes, jesus's time was rough, if it wasn't he'd still be alive
brycereid 0
well would have been alive longer, I don't know if he had the ability to stay alive for forever. he would if he prayed and asked for it tho.
ammmeor 4
AFTER 3 DAYS IT SHALL RISE AGAIN.
hubla 0
macs suck
C6Racer 0
35 *like*
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree with #7. Plus, who's to say the sister's not mentally challenged? Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair, HUH?!
ImJustNotBlack 0
Silly hos lick my balls like fifa lollipops
docscientist 10
Getting a Mac would be insult to injury. Also, water on electrical fires is not the best idea. Maybe the dust caught flame, but pouring water on it is from freaking out and reacting stupidly without thinking. FYL.
LunaNstars 0
Actually my friend's laptop had the same issue with the smoke. it happens and she was probably just worried. now she can be your slave for life
brycereid 0
59- you obviously haven't owned a Mac before.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
macs blow horse ****
maa_rico 4
28 winning!
freddyisepic 2
lol 37
saaaalt 4
#13 yeah computers are expensive so no problem OP go F your sister up then have your parents pay double the price of your precious computer at the hospital, then might at well get grounded while were at it right?-.- good going douche..
swattinlikeflies 0
haha win
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
@91 LMao You're salty
littlemissFYL 5
your sister is SO stupid! the first thing she should have done was stop. drop. and roll. damn, people these days.
Pizzamaster 0
lol missbunny cross fml referencing funny
FuniiBunii 0
37 thats one of the funniest comments I've ever seen here, lol probably cuz i am new.Win :D
rocketeer_97 1
110- the more you say you are "new here" the more we all assume you are secretly NotFunnii.
MakeAScene 4
May God bless thee #44.
saaaalt 4
thanks sweety... -.-
FuniiBunii 0
Whose NotFuni? Omg why is everyone saying that? And whatever, I don't care if you guys think I am NotFuni.
rocketeer_97 1
126- you look strangely similar to NotFunnii & you happen to spell "Funnii" the same way in your user name. hmmm ...
fluorescentadole_fml 8
thank you! I hate this win thing
Sulphuric_Glue 16
#15 Macs are the cancer of the universe. Apple should stick to phones and tablets.
MC18 0
Nice sister.
Autoshot 9
Yeah, did you thank her?
corporatescoundr 25
Sister was in your good weed again OP... it's understandable... just make her pay for your next high
BlackSnowDrop 0
Wow. Are you joining them? Just joking! 20g?
baconbutton 1
They have computers in Romania? fyl
skylervondra 0
sheesh buy a new one
oliveindamiddle 0
Make your sister buy you a new one! stupid bitch :P
HappyCynic 0
Buy a new sister. >=(
Shootamonkey3 0
5 - Some people don't have money to just go out and buy another $1,000 laptop.
thebestof1984 0
Ya, cuz you know money grows on trees! Sorry op that sucks.
Yousuck24 21
Yes it does! Money is made from paper, and paper is made from trees.
LaughterofCorn 4
5- You must be one of those people who buy $200 computers.
Shootamonkey3 0
No I actually have a $2,000 computer. What I was trying to say that some people don't have money.
SteelCladAngel 0
actually US $bills are made from a blend of cotton and linen ;)
erick0619 0
actually money is made from cotton
fatgirllovesfml 0
actually....who gives a F
SteelCladAngel 0
it's a blend of cotton and linen There are many secret ingredients and security features added into banknotes but the general knowledge is that currency paper is composed of 25% linen and 75% cotton. Red and blue synthetic fibers of various lengths are distributed evenly throughout the paper. Prior to World War I the fibers were made of silk.
Droolz 0
n
dannnngthatsux 19
#57 Who said anything about $1000 laptop?
Sulphuric_Glue 16
My laptop is £960 and it is still shite. Get a desktop if possible.
mustangdude44 0
fyl
mustangdude44 0
at least it chilled out while u freaked out (I know it's a fail joke)
Pizzamaster 0
nice Mario cart
mustangdude44 0
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htb2050 11
seriously, beat her up. your **** collection..... all lost!
franniedottp 8
no, you see... she was checking out his **** collection, and masturbated.... so that wasn't really water, now was it?
toastyjustice 5
who stores it on there computers nowadays?
wikkedphuka 0
im gona have to agree with you..... i do it alll the time..... *looks around*
skitzofreniks 5
Your sister went full retard. Never go full retard.
johnson94 5
waiting for someone to come and say, "I take great offense to this, I have a retarded child"
Drumming_fml 7
Sarah plains gonna sue ya!
amadais 1
i take great offense to this, i have a retarted child. did i say it right?
Sniper_Fidelis 1
12-She was farting in bathtubs and laughing her ass off.
fencer49 0
well hey look at it this way. at leats you have a water cooling system built into your computer now :)
Pizzamaster 0
moron
xoohsoaddictedx 0
aha, your life has got to suck. hopefully you werent working on a project.