Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
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andruha1123 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hobos smell
xesyeso 0
hobos creep me out
beelo44 0
dirty mike and the boys
slatter 1
get new friends, the hobo perhaps?
FYLDUDEE 3
iLoveHobos:]
Horde 8
"He who is present at a wrongdoing and does not lift a hand to prevent it is guilty as the wrongdoers." YDI
the_hawk 0
my neighborhood has a hobo but he's nice and sells stolen things and copied DVDs etc. we all just call him the friendly neighborhood hobo :]
ohSNAPyall 27
What 27 said. PS -- Don't be a doormat. Find some friends who aren't assholes.
JGood09 0
watching 2 hobos fight over some food is the funniest shit ever.
mona_is_here 10
Your friends are pathetic. Find new ones.
mona_is_here 10
42, what's funny in looking at other peoples' grief?
melsaraj 9
that hobo probably hits up crack, crystal meth, cocaine, spends every dime on hand sanitizer so he can give himself alcohol poison.. who knows what else maybe herpes.. but w.e bible says Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone... he hit u first kid
skroal 7
YDI for your friends thinking it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. You didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so you stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at you after your buddies ran away.
BizzaroG 0
something similar happened to me once, apparently I was the mastermind behind everything even though I didn't participate.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#55: cool story, bro-bitussin.
thatfrenchguy 8
it's ok, in the bible it says: "Thee who shalst be threwn a rock upon by a hobo, shalst see the light of god, and heaven shall await."
callmelishaful 0
bahaha 61 ftw!!
imnotTHATrandom 0
#9 ahaha The Other Guys reference!!!....I think.
drcool41 0
seriously your guilty 2 if u don't stop it
twinny_sc 13
A hobo asked me out once. True ****** story.
fyourlife1990 0
2 camels in a tiny car
xsaintias 0
lol the other guys reference ftw!!!!!! " a bunch of hobos had a sexy orgy in your car."
JeffGoesRawrr 0
#9- LMFAO That Movie Is Awesome. xD Having An Orgy In His Car..
Shystai 0
@ 42 is your name Adam Cooley?
SenoraC 0
Haha yeah I noticed that too.
BritishHobo 0
Your friends are assholes. Consider making new ones before you end up watching a hobo burn to death when you and your retard assclown friends are out drinking.
Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
FYLDUDEE 3
lol:]
thatfrenchguy 8
clever
Trollz4daLULZ 2
That wasn't very gneiss of the bum. Sounds like he took it for granite that he was hitting someone who picked on him. Ore he could have just been expressing his sediments.
abihae 0
LOL winn
soonersbaby21 0
hahaha hobo 1 op -1
Nivaku 0
Need more minerals. Build additional Pylons.
underaegis 0
pylons are for increased population count stupid
Vash_41288 10
food for thought
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
michabailey 8
I agree with your YDI assessment, but for a different reason: OP just stood there instead of stopping his friends.
Maelific 0
^ truth
SarahSehhati 40
right like you didn't stop them for pucking on him. You just stood there. If I was a homeless person I would thrown a rock at every single one of you.
EMOx3 0
nice friends xD
mrbattleman 10
this does suck and it's deffinetly an FML, but you should of told your friends not to, not just not do anything
6sick6 4
should have**
underaegis 0
should have... taken english lessons
kei1108 13
The message is what counts, expert on the English language. At least one of the two commentators is nice... But OP, you really should stand up for what's right; not just standing back and watching when you know something is wrong.
emmmmmma_fml 0
dude, your friends are bitches!! good on you for being nice :) too bad the homeless person didn't think that too :(
misfitSuperStar 0
That's right, keep making fun of the homeless & see how long kharma takes on you!!! >:{ Fyl, op, for being a chicken!!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
The people you hang with are a reflection of you.
mona_is_here 10
12, I agree. Like we say in Russia, tell me who your friend is and I'll say who you are.
JonDoe_26 0
That's a universal saying. It's not exclusive to your backward ass country.
Horde 8
Universal means they CAN say it in mother russia, she didn't said it's exclusive to her country. Crawl back under your US rock, you troll.