upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Top comments
Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
spikey818 9
that's hot
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Comments (133)
spikey818 9
that's hot
weels6 0
ah well. a little cat saliva here and there will do ya good. ya feel me bro?
marriiee_fml 0
nothing turns me on more then puss breath.
dirtyblond 4
You means pussy breath right?! Because puss can actually be quite stinky. Unless...your into that o_O
cmyk 19
mmm... Minty fresh.
cicibizzy112 0
hmmm sounds like your cat is trying to express his feelings.
minatosexy 0
1 are you sitting on a toilet by any chance?
chimpsndip 0
I found out that mine did that too before lol
adropofpeace 8
Cats are people too! Oh wait...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Frequently? So, you must have seen it licking the toothbrush before You didn't put it somewhere else?
BahahahLOL 0
Baby, baby, baby, OOH!
rallets 23
^ lmfao
sarapsosis 1
like baby, baby, baby NOO!
RedPillSucks 33
zactly what I was thinking!
BellyDancinCheer 0
yumm, thats delicuosssss
GalacticOtterFed 0
We all know what you're hiding under that mask #2... just get a ******* haircut?
DiamondFinish 0
Do you like the way pussy tastes? I mean, your cat must leave it's saliva on it.
jagd 0
fayul!!!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
4- Second line fail.
Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
sarapsosis 1
lol what??
PSQ91 6
I don't get his/her comments either...
AWESOME3SOME 0
I see where this is going.... A lil grey goose and a cat never hurt anything before especially if your planning a three some with them two... hmm! nom nom nom.
AWESOME3SOME 0
you're*
Bofferding_fml 6
finally some more pussy-toothbrush action! the Internet loves those!
SkyGuy32 17
Well... That was unexpected.
lareske 0
The worst thing for you is that the same tongue cleans is ass too. FYL lol
t1mmy_168 0
What I was thinking lol Mmmm shitty fresh
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Yucky! :-P
TheWorldGreatest 8
OMG the same thing I was going to say. great comment.
FlashBurn 13
Better than finding roach eggs on it. Oh and if you didn't know, the cat probably also drinks toilet water too. >:D
seraphxchild 3
close the bathroom door, dumbass
Twiggi 0
my cat doesn't, but now he knows his does and to keep the door shut. not really a fml
sevans 0
most ppl have their cat's litter box in the bathroom
Nimmrodel 11
That must be kitty annoying :) hehehe
Captainipples 0
haha success
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Finally an original cat pun!
jagd 0
don't insult cats, I'm sure you've licked some pretty weird stuff too
wisericky 12
*sigh* you are soo right.