Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Dearknon 4
YDI for ******* up a hockey game.
Selena_is_back 7
When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...
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pcakewafflebacon 0
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I'm a little bitch, and I like cuddling my teddy bear in bed while I sensuously tweak my nipples.
warpig182 0
Just give the man some time. Season will be over eventually
pcakewafflebacon 0
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!
KingDingALing 9
Oh shit! It's the police! Run Kay! I told you to yell surprise before you raped me because then it wouldn't be rape!!
KingDingALing 9
Just hide under the bed and I'll tell you when it's safe. :D
innerexlet 0
1# must be 12 or something because this is really stupid
EffinAhole 0
82- I couldn't agree more. Op- Wtf? how did you think muting the tv would get his mind off the game?
BakNBitz 0
touch his pepe next time
th3b0ss 0
win
maz_irken 6
well, it is Canada.
Dearknon 4
YDI for ******* up a hockey game.
xboxsucks 0
haha yes!
lilmissy1290 0
I agree with 2.. I'm a girl and I hate it when someone interrupts the game.. op ydi, if someone is into sports leave them alone during the game.. either do something with friends or sit down shut up and watch the game
goalie001 0
You don't snuggle when a dude is in game mode that's jus t a given
Sportsfan86 3
agreed with 2,8,64. it's hockey ffs
aknnja 0
you'd best go make him a sammich
ifailplzinsultme 0
only sex between commarcials.
hiddydiddy 0
You NEVER try to get a guy off the TV. As someone else said, MAKE HIM A SAMMICH!!!
roketkween 0
don't mute and cuddle dummy. turn it up and unzip his pants. dumb chick
mazesm 11
Your probably 12. Shut up nobody cares if your a girl!
rognycbro 4
agreed
DarksideDoll 31
Agreed. Aside from that, OP could've just cuddled up & enjoyed the game too. Doesn't have to be one or the other!
Selena_is_back 7
When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol, you'll have successful relationships I can tell :P
Selena_is_back 7
ahaha I have a boyfriend... I understand guys.
Air_Force001 0
your bf is lucky to have you damn girls don't usually understand xD
ohthebloodygore 16
Why is it that people think only guys watch sports?
Trav72 5
No one said they don't, I know plenty that do. It's just the girls like the OP that don't understand, when the games on they need to let them watch the game. haha
StoryOfTheYear 15
cuz girls don't usually shove their boyfriends onto the floor and scream GOAL!! :| could be an explanation
ohthebloodygore 16
32, I shove my guy friends on the floor. :P I get violent if anyone stands in the way of me watching any game. 31, true. It's a stereotype. People think guys love sports, and women hate them because of idiotic girls like OP.
StoryOfTheYear 15
hence the use of the word usually :P I understand there are extremely hardcore female sports fans, I ain't blind
Trav72 5
Haha, me and my best friend (a girl), watch basketball games all the time together. It's fun when girls like sports. :)
Selena_is_back 7
I second that.
steph_kat 1
I hate washing sports too. I can NEVER get them clean!
xboxsucks 0
haha
Fortuitous 0
ohthebloodygore, I know! I hate that stereotype so much. It makes me want to put a football player in a headlock.
innerexlet 0
not trying to offend anyone, but the majority of people that watch sports are the ones to lazy to play them themselves.
friday170 0
lmao win!!!!
ohthebloodygore 16
85, in my opinion they're not true sportfans then. I play every sport I watch.
KiddNYC1O 22
85- I think that majority would be the ones who had the chance to play but dreams were shattered. Wether it be via injury or any other adversity. So, I wouldn't consider them lazy.
kai_li 8
Yes! You're sensible. I let my boyfriend watch the game or whatever he needs as "his time". He deserves to just chill also. What's the point to being so needy? I get plenty of attention already.
skyttlz 32
My bf pays more attention to baseball than me
MrBlonde88 0
probably because your boring. just guessing because basketbal is the most boring sport in the world
Agiggleaday 0
fail. she was talking about baseball not basketball
luvzit 0
lol
ilikekabooms 0
tru dat man
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sounds like a keeper Literally
sheagstaz 0
Blackhawks are da bomb
Hockeyboy4280 18
**** yeah! I play for the blackhawks in my midget/junior hockey league!
goaliestud30 23
Just cause we're goalies doesn't mean we can't score ;)
Crownie 4
Because theres not more appropriate times for that?? Heck you got 20 minute intermissions...make it quick.
amritsidhu6 0
**** man ur so right ppl gotta understand that hockey comes before everything
morella_xx 29
I've never understood girls like the OP. How long is a hockey game? Two hours? You honestly can't stand to have him pay attention to something other than you for a whole two hours? Grow up.
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
OP, IT'S FRIGGING HOCKEY BITCH. I'D SHOVE YOU ON THE FLOOR IF A TEAM SCORED TOO. besides you live in CANADA. what else would you expect from a Canadian boy? CANADA FTW.
kaijapapaya 0
I agree, Morelia. Besides, if a girlfriend really want to be with their boyfriend, there are plenty of ways to celebrate after their team wins ;) Just give boys a little time for their sports!
Khryzis 14
OP should just watch the game too.. I love hockey
DrAwesome 6
At least someone will be scoring that night... *SPOILER ALERT* It's not you.
wwerulez14 6
Wait 'til the game is over and if his team wins, then you guys can "celebrate"... When will women learn that sports comes first when it's on tv?
bethan1 4
Or sympathy sex if they lose...
wwerulez14 6
Ahh very true... Good point :) See if OP would have just kept it in her pants, she could've gotten some regardless of the results. Instead she got her ass tossed to the floor :D
sourgirl101 29
I learned not to mess with guys and their sports. That's why I LOVE football now. I didn't want to be a football widow. My husband and I bet. I get first pick and the loser has to wash the dishes. Keeps me watching with him.(:
Selena_is_back 7
How nice. :)
pooper19 3
How Gay
DocBastard 40
pooper, I wish my wife watched football with me. I'd wash dishes for the rest of my life if she would watch football with me! sourgirl, kudos to you. I mean congratulations, not the candy bar.