upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
spikey818 9
that's hot
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Comments (133)
Mistery510 6
idk what's wrong with that??? cats are clean
ChantelRenaeee 0
THEY LICK THEIR OWN ASS!
AEverydayDouche 1
Op probably has a problem with that "instead of brushing my teeth I lick my ass" part.
Bofferding_fml 6
if that's The case go lick a cats ass, as cats lick their asses, you should have no problem licking it! go ahead!
goza27 0
True the cat licks his/her own ass, but at least it brushes it's teeth after.
finalyearsofhate 22
Actually, from a scientific standpoint, you are very incorrect. Not only are animal's mouths dirty, they contain harmful bacteria that ours do not. Nasty infections come from those lovable animals. Pet owners need to be more cautious than they realize.
salvationz 0
crazy thing though, if ur bit by a human ur at more of a risk for infection than from a dog or cat
NarwhalLove 0
true yea cats lick there own butt but how many vajayjays do guys "eat out" or how many "bjs" do girls give and some people (guys) do it to them selves so cats are probably slot cleNer then people all they do it sit around all day I mean unless it just killed a bird or somthing
Mistery510 6
lol
ChantelRenaeee 0
YUUUUCK!!!!!
chloe2114 4
I agree with #63 :)
cptmorgan15 2
I agree with 67.
sumguyonFML 0
I second #82
A7X_LoVeee 10
Chantel - 0 Trolls - 4
ChantelRenaeee 0
sorry, but I'm already home.(;
vgameson 0
16 you look like you've licked an ass or two before
DjSmoz 0
Cats Suck!
DaveOnDope 4
Only clits, thanks.
Monjara 4
I would imagine that would be painful. They have sandpapery tongues...
thedawson890 0
you suck!!!!!!!!
ulicki 0
mmm, how does kitty ass hole taste like?
DaveOnDope 4
Cats don't have assholes. We have Almond Roca dispensers. Just ask the dog.
DjeePee 25
Do you have a cat named Moehie? He always licks on things that shouldn't be licked.
Fx13mz 7
I let my cat lick my mouth all the time. Not kidding. What's so wrong with it? Man up, princess.
DjeePee 25
Hmm, I can think of some things that are wrong with it. It is unhygienic (cats lick their asses, eat their own vomit...their mouth is full of germs, I hope you realize that) and therefore it is a little bit disgusting.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
the mouth has more bacteria in it than urine.
techweed 12
he's tryin to be a KINKEH KITTEH
22cute 17
hehe I oncee discovered my ferret was tipping over the toilet brush holder to drink the nasty fluid in the bottom. I kiss that mouth! ewww!
T3P33_fml 0
you...kiss...your...ferret...on...the...mouth... But I... How... why do you.. what did...
Iamkeaten 0
I just loled :p
AWESOME3SOME 0
My pecker of wood nom'd nom'd nom'd at your picture.
Iamkeaten 0
FYI it is not right to have facial intercourse with your felines. it's actually quite disgusting for all those ppl that find it acceptable^^^^^