upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
spikey818 9
that's hot
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Comments (133)
xgetxbentx 13
if it makes you feel any better, cats have cleaner mouths than humans.
nyxiny 22
Mine does too. I wash it regularly and basically boil it every once in awhile, but I think she stopped doing it now.
savs11 13
Meh not that big of a deal. If you put water on it first and then toothpaste I'm pretty sure you'd be all set. If you really have a problem with it put your toothbrush in a place the kitteh can't get it.
KelseyyKarma 2
SO!? ITS A ******* CAT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT. STUPID ******* OP.
blackmanfh 2
GRRRR I'M ANGRY SO I'LL WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS!! :) Shhhhhh...
MDWest 1
You do realize that their mouth is cleaner than yours right?
reiu1489 0
that cat would be dead right now if that was me
thebitnitz 5
ew!
iMuffinTop 0
Pussy Breath! :3
thedawson890 0
well, you should be glad it wasnt a dog they have much more bacterias in their mouth and I bet you have had something much more disgusting in your mouth if you know what I mean......
rideriezzi21 0
bahahaha