upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
spikey818 9
that's hot
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Comments (133)
calebpva 0
mmm...pussy breath...
ashax3 0
lmfaooo; noww thatt justttt suckss :)
aliaskis 3
L2type. Holding the key down to produce multiple letters is not only annoying, it makes you look retarded.
mabusoden 0
so, it's probably the closet thing to pussy your getting.
x_beckster_x 0
how did you even find that out?
kickles 0
hahaha I found out the same thing not too long ago!! :) kitties are silly!!!
ANIMExRETARD 0
at least your little sister did not use it to **********....wonder if anyone caught on with what I just did there xD
cece23_fml 10
You mean more pussy licks?
alice490 0
dont bitch thats cute
Capt_Oblivious 10
So, how does the pussy taste?
piercedpeace 0
lmao
IDidYourMomFYL 0
And he spends the rest of his busy day alternating between eating dead animals and shit, then fervently licking his nuts and asshole, feel lucky he makes time for your toothbrush.