upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
damn cats
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
Look on the bright side! You have a cat.
spikey818 9
that's hot
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Comments (133)
kylesp78 0
nasty...u deserve it!!! cats r freaking nasty 2 begin with..
creedaddict 9
ewwww that's why I hate pets nasty little creatures
ashlerichardson1 0
donnt leave it out..?
ILoveEggnog 7
Agreed. Cats should be kept in crates.
Scrubscrazy 0
YUMMY!!!
DocBastard 40
Cats lick themselves clean. Your cat is obviously just trying to clean your toothbrush for you because you're a filthy ******* slob.
truthinlies 1
yeah they tend to do that
zeLight 3
heh, french kissing your cat now ye :P repost when you guys reach second base... wait... cat licks its genitals... cat licks toothbrush... o_O
TraceCase_ 19
I commend the kitty for having good dental hygiene.
FFAffliction 0
My 25lb cat likes to lick my hair when it's wet, probably because she is to lazy or incapable of walking to the water bowl.
xoxchelaxox08 17
My fat cat does that too! It's cute until she starts biting at my scalp.