Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
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ComoEsJuan 24
Or nuts.
Aquaman911 18
#1 Op is a female
ComoEsJuan 24
A squirrel can hope.
randomgirl1234 20
#4 how do you know?
shingleman 8
He's a squirrel.
ChristianH39 30
17, gender icon in the top left.
larrena2377 26
A guy on campus at my school got chased by a squirrel because he wouldn't give it anymore food..quite entertaining
AriettaX 15
Squirrels are pretty nuts! hahaha.. nuts..
gracehi 33
Haven't you ever read the book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" I'm pretty sure the principal applies to squirrels too.
AriettaX 15
I would love to see South Park cover an episode regarding those books... like some epic journey because cartman (the pig) was given a pancake
EchoSerenity 15
@ #8, If you give a hoe a dick..
BasedComment 15
Ayy I thought the same thing
Bloink 25
for those who never read that book, the wording of the fml matches the wording of the story
sayyestothedress 24
That's why I don't give food to animals
diving_fml 30
As part of the **** Sapiens in the animal kingdom, if you don't feed animals you don't feed yourself. If this is true what is your secret to survival?
ChristianH39 30
You way over thought that comment. He's not saying nobody should feed animals, there's a difference between raising livestock for food and giving a squirrel a cookie.
gracehi 33
I don't think #9 was talking about feeding livestock. I think he meant that #6 must not eat because he is an animal... which, amazingly, is even more stupid. Although I think it was a poor attempt at being funny.
sayyestothedress 24
#34 I'm a girl!
gracehi 33
My bad. Should have known with a name like that.
sayyestothedress 24
No prob a lot of people get confused since they don't really read the name until it is pointed out or if the gender is pointed out
cwrocker 14
I gave a mouse a cookie once. It went very well;)
FaultInMyStars 11
Should've thrown it and ran.
jellybeens_fml 16
Did you even read the FML? What's he supposed to throw? His ballsack?
MegasaurusRex89 28
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
Roskosity 22
You're really pretty. I'm sure more than just that squirrel wants in your pants.
peacheso 31
Chill #60
Roskosity 22
Haha. It was a joke. Sorry if I offended!
Goblin182 27
So all he got was a muffin.
Kevlar_burrito 6
People on FML are socially inept and don't know how to take jokes
therealjc_fml 14
Maybe it was just trying to hug you!
llamarrama01 21
He didn't want a cookie, so went looking for nuts.
113421145311564 14
Op is a girl
xmaan667 15
Why would you give a squirrel a cookie?
SarahJacobs 1
That's actually pretty funny
3molliver3 16
Did he find any