Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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MidnaLink 35
No one, not one person, not even a camera SAW your dad push you in? I find that slightly hard to believe.
Battousai124 9
Yeah... Exactly what I was thinking.
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MidnaLink 35
No one, not one person, not even a camera SAW your dad push you in? I find that slightly hard to believe.
Battousai124 9
Yeah... Exactly what I was thinking.
OptimalPath 13
There are no cameras ever in the changing areas, showers and toilets. Some hope would be on the cams present outside the ladies' changing area... Which however may be well not working. Easy peasy...
dreams2383 20
I would think the gym doesn't care and banned them both. it's easier that way.
RichardPencil 32
Your dad is right and the naked ladies are wrong. That was funny!
poopface82 25
That’s your story and you’re sticking to it.
OptimalPath 13
Had that happened in Germany, could be much easier -- everyone goes to the same "bath", one floor could be for completely naked people, no one really cares -- only in the cafe area it is customary to cover a bit -- with a towel or what. What a vile joke though. Clearly in your country there's so much more ruckus made out of a trivial thing like nudity in public... Find another suitable gym and revenge your dad. Revenge is best served cold. Or if you think it's funny -- forgive him.