Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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redhead_sprhro 10
Wife material!
mermaidkeels 26
Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.
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Comments (95)
King0fgames 18
Maybe she's just addicted to popping zits?....
HoboRain 16
My wife actually is. She gets upset when I dont let her lol
ligerzero459 24
Sounds like we're married to the same person ?
kaablam 17
i like popping zits, but i wouldn't suggest it to someone i didn't like, so Op should take this for a good sign.
EvilLittleMan 23
Popping Zits. Popping Cherries. Sounds likes party.
KatieKoala 19
This comment just makes my day
HoboRain 16
I know what you mean. Everytime I read this I die laughing
Nanu77 9
That's a great start. Let her come close and show your charm.
King0fgames 18
At least she's looking at you :D
bnbhimp 10
Pop her ****
I_Like_Dogs 28
Imagine how painful this would be... *cringes* *protects chest with arms repeatedly saying "it's all right"*
mattrd_fml 31
how does one pop a tit? lol
MonstreBelle 29
My best friend popped a tit once. It was hilarious to watch her tit slowly deflate like a balloon because her saline implant just gave out and ruptured out of no where. The look on her face when she realized what was happening was priceless.
clemsi 20
@78 At least it just slowly deflated instead of exploding like the girl on 1000 ways to die.
rileyrae0000 23
Ew why would anyone say that. FYL, OP, maybe there's still hope..
lukian_fml 29
This is a normal thing in a symbiotic relationship.
Mauskau 36
My sister likes doing this with her bf, she feels closer to him understandably but I think it's kinda gross lol.
brandiboo01 9
What's Op???
mcluvin_707 6
original poster...
jess_1193 13
I love popping my boyfriends too, I won't wipe the gunk away that's his job but I love the actual popping part !!
laden_swallow09 35
Octagonal Potatoes
doodlecloud 27
I personally think it's completely gross but some people seem to like that so maybe that's a good sign...?
redhead_sprhro 10
Wife material!
juicy_extasy 25
Talk about awkward!
mermaidkeels 26
Let her know that if she dates you, then you'll let her pop all your zits. It's a win-win.