Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
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Top comments
JHC88 2
Wow, that was really rude of him.
123josie123 11
Ew they didn't have the decency to wait till you're gone??
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Comments (217)
JHC88 2
Wow, that was really rude of him.
Kyzahhh 7
He ruined possibly the best chance for a threesome, he should be ashamed of himself
jellybeans4833 7
That would've been so awkward.. Eh. You have a really weird friend by the way..
Sanch101 7
Very true some people have no consideration.
eyyitsalejandra 0
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I would have been glad of him trying to push me off, I would definitely not want to stay on that same bed
attaboy368 20
And I thought it was bad when my roommate thought I was asleep and brought in someone to his bed for a little shag...you win the awkward moment award friend
amber34536 9
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hey I know how that is!!!
UtterCatastrophe 4
94, you're like 12. You don't know anything.
ferrettamer 6
You'd be surprised what 12 year old's know nowadays, 95.
JJambiya21 0
Damn, even if he didn't want a 3 some they should have either left or had sex on the floor or still rude but better ask you to leave the room for awhile cuz he's just a douche for trying to kick you off FYL OP .
blushy 14
i wouldv'e run away myself. what a sick friend
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Either move or join in, only 2 options.
LoZelda123 20
I'd say equally rude of the friend to try hooking up when you're sharing a bed with your friend -_-; common sense is all but dead
justinb97 16
And her
CorsairS 12
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At least he didnt try to do it with you :)
OriginalimoaN 15
All those thumbs down are the people who have threesomes with their friends...or who want to..
minesbiggerr 25
Can you guys just stop and think about it? OPs friend is having sex with her boyfriend on the same bed OP is sleeping on... That's ****** up
123josie123 11
Ew they didn't have the decency to wait till you're gone??
girl112891 7
If I woke up to that I'd freak out and shove the both of the bed! That's just sick!
picturescrazy 24
I don't understand why she DIDN'T freak out on the both of them. That is just completely inconsiderate and disgusting /:
Demon_of_Light 27
Not to mention, what kind of person has so little self control that they can't wait one night until they aren't sharing a space so intimately with a friend? Those must be some serious animal urges.
jalapeno64 10
Well now you know not to sleep over at your friend's house
halfbakedlogic 6
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**** blocker!!! Lol
MilkmanPsycho 7
His **** was clearly not blocked.
perdix 31
We don't know how good he was. You could have been right about it begin a nightmare!
Pentium_4 27
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"can i watch?"
4rmMiami 4
Ur so funny:)
yesmanddd 4
It's funny how when posters like person or other 'famous' posters make spelling or grammar mistakes no one corrects them though they probably would have done so had anyone else made that same post. Just saying
Cyza Tejano 7
lol
superpoptart 24
Your friend & company should have the decency to kick you out of the room first. That's just a really uncomfortable position to be in.
cinderellacat 0
Or they could always just wait till op was not sleeping over like normal people
alphaskater09 9
Was that a pun referring to an uncomfortable sex position? I thought it was funny
CadyAsInKatie 8
Or the decency to NOT DO IT WHILE SHE'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER! I'd be do pissed, that A) I'd leave that not and not talk to her for awhile and B) never sleep over her house again.
omfg_creepers 8
Threesome?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Wtf why would you try to have sex when there's someone sleeping RIGHT there.. Fly op they have no decency.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That's awkward. What were you supposed to do after vacating the bed? Just stay in the room and listen?
kimmy91 12
Huddle in the corner and cover your ears!!