Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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neroid 4
Accidentally in love, accidentally in looooooooove.
lifeisabitchthen 4
There are worse things in this world
clm123455 14
Don't peek next time. (:
Omegadolly 22
Which song? If it's "Hallelujah", which became popular after that movie, then it's a wonderful song. All of those songs existed before the movie anyway, and are perfectly valid for romance.
wisese 0
Exactly. Hallelujah is a Leonard Cohen song originally and it's gorgeous. People use song lyrics for vows all the time. There's no harm in using someone else's words to profess what's in your heart. Now stop being nosey and get out of his vow book op!!
deviable 9
Though, hallelujah us about an old couple who are no longer in love, so it might not be the best choice for vows.
br0ccoli 15
"you are my fiona and i am your shrek. I like turtles."
juturnaamo 29
You disturb might natural emotions, make me feel like dirt, and I'm hurt...
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Little boy, Stop commenting on FML. every single one of your comments get thumbed down. We all know your not 26 years old and in the army. Stop! Bye
N0vemberaccou_19 4
A number of the songs in that movie, which existed before the movie, are actually beautiful and romantic and pretty serious. If that's a starting point for his vows, which, he has started and hasn't left for the day before like I'm sure many do, then it's not actually a bad start. Many people turn to poems or lyrics that describe how they feel.
writergirl23 19
Guys do vows at the last minute. Didn't you know?
CptZoe 10
Man up, eh! If that is how he wants to express his love for you, let him. It is his day too!
stickninja1520 3
Sounds like a keeper to me