False pretenses

Old men in speedos play scrabble..

scrabble is awesome!

im pretty sure a better one would be "Today, my friend invited me to a beer pong tournament so I spent all day practicing. However, when I got there everyone was playing scrabble, FML

I do! That and Chess are staples during the holidays for my family and serves as a form of entertainment: we play in teams of three since there are 4 kids and 2 parents. It's fun!

scrabble rocks

so.., шдs а gооd dаy тнеи...?

Scrabble > beer pong anyday

amen

Is that sarcasm? My father has at least 3 scrabble dictionaries: Websters,Oxford and one called Chambers.

It is clearly sarcasm, because anyone who goes to someones house for a scrabble tournament might be a loser. Whereas beer pong is a real game that requires skill and tolerance.....plus its a lot more fun.

skill and tolerance? drinking beer? Really now?! Scrabble ACTUALLY requires you to use your brain: make the words, anticipate your opponents move(just like in Chess;you do know what Chess is right?) and figure out the best way to play fewer words for maximum points. Then again, I'm guessing you have never seen a Scrabble board,can't tell how many tiles there are or even played a single game of scrabble or even won. My intelligence is clearly showing.

*Your* intelligence not mine.

Haha chill dude... I personally like beer pong much more than scrabble... You have a much higher chance of getting laid by being good at beer pong than being good at scrabble! haha

man bollywood don know what da **** hes talkin bout he wont ever get laid what a pussy man fag wit three scrabble dictionaries ha damn

If you bothered,you'd know I was female if you went to my profile. I have a boyfriend already so don't need to get laid. Guess what his favourite board game is?

Well tbh, I know a lot of guys good at beer pong, and not so many good at scrabble. i'd be much more impressed with someone who could beat me at scrabble :P

Oh and learn to make coherent sentences that are spelled correctly. There's another reason for playing scrabble: it gives you a chance to take a gander inside a dictionary.

And YOU will never get laid because you type like an illiterate retard. Believe me, I'm in the honors class (barely passing) and I've ****** like half the popular girls at my school. Then again, I dress rather dapper too, so the SWAG + Sense of Intelligence = Better chance of getting laid, as well as seeming like a sociable person, not like an over-confident ignorant ****.

Everyone knows if you're bragging about your sex life online, it means you've never been laid.

So theres only one popular girl at your school?

*bows*

Dressing like a rapper does not mean you have 'SWAG'. It just means that you are confused about your clothing size.

he said dress rather dapper, not dress like a rapper.

159-If only I could be as cool as you my life would be alright

I love how everyone is raging at the guy giving the bollywood chick abuse, when quite frankly he has a decent point. how many of you would honestly be happy w all your friends knowing you prefer scrabble to beer pong? besides, bollywood girl needs to take her head out her ass and have a reality check. you're not better than any of us because you like chess and scrabble, so come down off your pedestal and mingle with us troglodytes. :)

I love Scrabble :D

so that people could go dumbass. my guess the OP is a teen and a scrabble party sounds more acceptable than beer pong.

Well, thank you for your kind explanation. I was kind of thinking "why wouldn't he just say they're hanging out?" and not "why would he choose a Scrabble party?"

Maybe they were underage and in front of parents at the time.

agreed... whats the point here?

or could have just said that it was a cover for his dad