Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Comments (213)
MickGold 8
He's a real winner. At least it's not empty!:)
MickGold 8
Ha! I'm commenter 69. That is like the third time that's happened to me! Haha, sorry just thought y'all should know;)
lolnatalyloves 9
And then I saw her face...now I'm a believer..
kshafer08 7
You impatient bitch. I thought those were surprises?
Phobic_fml 14
i'm going with YDI for making him write vows. and a little extra for the peek.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! I'm in love ohhhh!
greenbean_12345 7
I wouldnt worry about it, I'm almost positive my husband didn't write his vows until the day of our wedding....
SoultheWolf 19
You really deserve this. Many men will wait til nearly the last second to write their vows. And you should have never gone and tried to sneak a peak at it. You are suppost to wait for your wedding day to find out what it is.
goodgood_fml 5
You should be happy that you got a man. You should be happy he volunteered to marry your ass. If he shows up to your little janky wedding, you should be happy. Stop sweating the small stuff and be thankful for what you've got.
greenbean_12345 7
Volunteering to marry someone sounds so bad, I dont know how i would feel if my husband said that he "volunteered" to marry me...
Brandon2916 9
literally stop judging a book by its cover and go watch "license to wed"
MrsUresti 8
Awww how sweet!!! He is trying OP back off you should be happy he has something. I know some guys who would come up with their vows on their wedding day so having shrek's lyrics doesn't seem so bad to me.