lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Anonymous
United States
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Ally
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
sadsongstress
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Belgium
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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bizarre_ftw 22
*smiling, smiling, questioning, frowning, punching...*
ICATiger 13
Still a better love story then twilight i'd say.
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thehouseaddict 3
Doesn't matter, broke up? Still counts.
kbtoyz69 9
maybe he tells his emotions better through song. sounds like a nice breakup to me.
22cute 17
Yes, because a nice.drawn out break up where you gradually realize your humiliation is what everyone wants.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Well atleast he put some thought into the break up and didn't just text or call.
Doxy 22
I think in this case he put too much thought into the break up
lolipop1234_fml 7
Maybe but atleast he thought about it instead of just dumping her with out being sure.
Doxy 22
True. Very true. But then he'd have more inspiration (if he dumped her without being sure) . He could write about how he made a mistake and he dumped the love of his life. That album would sell in no time.
downtime 13
21, Who really gets the "break up" they always wanted? This was much better than plenty of other ways of ending relationships, so why the hate?
bizarre_ftw 22
*smiling, smiling, questioning, frowning, punching...*
ICATiger 13
Still a better love story then twilight i'd say.
kateRAWR 4
Better than text break up !
Birdie_Sage 0
Better than a Facebook break up!
MizzErikaHart 8
Better than an email breakup
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
Yeah, he seem like a creative one.. Your kids would've been great.
Annpop 1
Aw :( u shud still be friends he seems like a good enough guy to 1. Write u a song and 2. Sing it to ur face like a man! :)
22cute 17
All of y'all have seriously lowered your standards in this era of the cowards rule break up. F all your lives, really. Sad.
jackbruins 1
no one does that
ciipher 17
Was it any good?
ankoku 2
Yes, is he taking advanced orders on the LP?
scarletchamber 0
omg kick me in the ovaries, let's see how I like it
scarletchamber 0
y is everyone thumbing down on my comment unwound have kicked him in the balls
KeyboardWarrior 10
omg shut up
scarletchamber 0
omg. **** off
lolipop1234_fml 7
Well I hope you got the message. I'm sorry. That would suck.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Isn't that why OP is writing the FML? Because she got the message that it was a break-up song? No shit it would suck.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Why is everyone on this so angry? It seams like everyone here is trying to cause arguments.
sabor_ranchero 12
Welcome to the internet?
lolipop1234_fml 7
True, but the tempers on everyone. I think all the girls on this are menstruating lol
sabor_ranchero 12
Ha, seems to me like you've already learned one of the many ways you can start an argument.
GotBrains 0
He could have sent you a text breaking up. Sry OP, there are lots of busses to go.
SweetPerfectionn 3
Wow..
GotBrains 0
Ment it could have been worse, like sending a text :)
ankoku 2
Well, 6.. Your comment has enough down votes to require that it be hidden from the public.. But hey! Look at the bright side! Whatever it is..
emeraldisle 30
I'd say it's the thought that counts but that doesn't seem to apply here.
kuges 0
Heyyyyy
ICATiger 13
At least he put some effort into breaking up with you. Must people do it by text these days.
Crazberry 5
Or Facebook ._. They just change their relationship status....
pokefan813 16
Or through Skype... :/
Melinadesu 3
Skype works only if you're in a long distance relationship. Otherwise, it's always better to do it in person.
TarieBoo 2
baby i loved you forever isnt for always im leaving you hope you like that i made you a catchy song
emmaa3451 11
Why are so many of these FMLs from Alberta? Hahaha. Well i guess you could say. at least he was creative about it.. Sorry OP.. :/