Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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JimmyDevotion 4
I thought love was only true in fairytales.
CassieBoo143 12
"We're accidentally in loveee!" He just loves you :)
kayfeffa 10
Maybe she knew u would peek and she acctually has another book hidden somewhere else :p wait till you're wedding day!
kayfeffa 10
He*
RedBrownEyedGirl 0
Have you ever actually seen Shrek? Because it's not just about ogres and eating people..
zelda97 0
Awww :) that's actually pretty sweet. I mean Shrek was a pretty good movie. And the songs were good.
whynotbliss 18
It's actually a trap! He has his vows in a ratty notebook somewhere and he just wants to see what kind of untrusting snooping scag you will end up being for the rest of his life.
colabird89 0
Hallelujah written by Leonard Cohen is featured in shrek. Those lyrics are stunning!!
mwolverine 1
Accidentally in looooooveee
OlivierSillegue_fml 9
I looked up vow books on the internet without success (all I found was articles about a book and a movie). What is a vow book? Can anyone tell me? As for what OP has written, I don't think it is very nice to peek like this in this book. If it is anything like what I imagine it is, than I suppose it was supposed to stay private until you exchanged said vows. Why would you go look at it before it's time to exchange them? I would say fail your fiancé's life, I'm afraid.
swimorsink 4
Lolllz that's cute