Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Comments (213)
mmmcoopers 13
"Hallelujah" is arguably one of the greatest love songs of all time. Jeff Buckley's version in particular. You should ease up on your fiancé a little
Taymah49 7
Stop meddling in your fiancé stuff
ColCyclone 17
Hallelujah is a beautiful song imo
patalc11 8
That really wasn't something you should have been looking at anyway. He will get them done eventually just not now so you shouldn't snoop. YDI OP.
beccalyn244 4
i like big butts and i can not lie?
klorehore 24
I think this is actually quite cute :) I reckon he isn't a professional on writing vows, but that's the charm in it. Much like your future kids when they draw you a picture, it doesn't matter how it looks, it's perfect because THEY made it, for you!!
ghm1234 0
I. Believe. ( I'm a believer) I. Believe. ( I'm a believer) I. Belieeeeeeeeeve!
musicluvr2000 11
What?
nuzeachik 5
It'd be more of a FML if it said something like, our weddings next week.
fanaticdragon 10
I was just listening to the Pina Colada song when I read this. Was it the Pina Colada song?!!
perdix 31
A BOOK of vows?!?!? Are you kidding me? Most guys are hard-pressed to accept the ones that are foisted upon them by the State (and maybe those tossed in by a religion, too.) Adding extra obligations just seems like a recipe for failure and disappointment.