Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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GeoKunk 0
what the **** is a vow book?
PennyLane27 32
You need to re-evaluate what's important to you. Getting every detail of the ceremony perfect/your fiance writing words that are of some lofty standard that you have created in your head? OR What happens AFTER the ceremony? If you think ANYTHING other than what happens after the ceremony, reception, honeymoon are over, then you need to reevaluate some things. Like....maybe you should mature a little bit before getting married.
PennyLane27 32
Also either of the songs from Shrek are really cute and sweet. He might have a hard time coming up with words himself, but the song might express things perfectly how he feels on the inside. He's a GUY!! Cut him some slack. It's your own fault you looked anyway...
SOS15151 0
Was it hallalugha
Xaviexis 6
I'm not sure whether it's a ydi or a your life sucks. I say this because he might have put them there to punk you in case you decided to sneak a peak and plans to do something different in which case, good on him. Bit of a smartass but at least it's well placed smartasserry (meaning you shouldn't be peaking at his vows)... or he really is that clueless in which case it's a your life sucks (the crime of him being a moron outweighs the crime of you sneaking a peak at his vows).
lewok 8
Did he think love was only true in fairy tales?
needsagf14 12
Well was it "Hallelujah" (which is really nice) or "I'm A Believer" (not as special)?
druv 2
The Shrek soundtrack is awesome, he may have been going along the lines I'm a believer or accidentally in love, if you bother him it may just change to broken hallelujah.
labanana_fml 5
shrek is top quality movie
melrose90210 10
That song is pretty good though...
sykogarcia 0
Haha got to start somewhere lol :)