Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Comments (213)
DancerGirl123321 0
You can peek if you want but you won't always like what you read... ignorance is bliss.
grands138 4
You're standing in front of all your closest friends and family members getting married. You shouldn't need self-written vows to tell you how he feels. And if you do, maybe you shouldn't be getting married.
Courtney_Sanders 6
Why would you look anyways? If you wanted to know how his vows were coming along, you should have just asked him. That's an invasion of privacy and it could have ruined it for when he recites them at the wedding!
Rocky007 15
Does he ever affectionately refer to you as "little donkey"?
hamtaro331 0
At least it's a touching song
Melly_izzy411 6
im sure your marrying him for agood reason
rdrr 2
Was it... Welcome to duloc such a perfect town Here we have some rules let us lay them down Don't make waves Stay in line and we'll get on just fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your...face Duloc is Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place Cause that song is AWESOME!
kkm15 1
accidently in love.. LOL
strawberrywine22 30
Give him a break. Writing your own vows is about what's in your heart, so maybe that song really makes him think of you. Besides, it takes men more time to come up with things like that. I'm sure he'll have something wonderful to say when the big day arrives. YDI for having no faith in your future husband.
kylebartee 0
Don't be looking?! That ***** secret