Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
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Top comments
CrassKal 27
Somebody needs to get her own life.
EyesofStone 27
How old is she? If she's young, it's understandable that she would like the people you dated... Might even be taken as flattering.
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Comments (78)
CrassKal 27
Somebody needs to get her own life.
secretbagofstuff 4
Maybe she's planning OP's wedding?
mrtonyanderson 20
22 you're pretty optimistic lol
free2speak 14
Aww look at 22, trying to save the day!
decidedlyvague 11
Or, she might have been sleeping with them O_O.
GirlOnFire143 6
Just because she wrote their names down doesn't mean she slept with them. If she's your younger sister, it doesn't mean anything if she admires your boyfriends.
Vimy 6
22's idea seems pretty legit. I mean, what if the sister instead meant "list of potential grooms FOR OP", where all the previous ex's were candidates but are now crossed out and replaced with OP's fiance!
Vimy 6
Whoops, #9 down there already summed it up pretty nicely.
wickedninja918 1
sounds like shes jelous
MidnaLink 35
sounds like you need to learn to spell jealous!
SmittyJA24 26
Jealous? No; sis thinks she's "better".
wickedninja918 1
14 I knew I misspelled jealous it's one of the few words I can't spell correctly I'm sorry
LollipopDragon 4
26- which is why she would be jealous that OP had all the boyfriends.
ColonelCusswords 24
#40 in a grammer nazi situation its best to insult the grammer nazi, not appologize. They thrive off that kinda stuff
EyesofStone 27
How old is she? If she's young, it's understandable that she would like the people you dated... Might even be taken as flattering.
sirpantselot 22
Guess they've just got the same taste in men.
RealTalk0 7
At least it's only potential grooms.
ColonelCusswords 24
Why is everyone thumbing this down its a good point
nchov523 11
If your sister is a young child, take it as a compliment that she has a "little-kid crush" on the man (men) you like (liked). But if she's around your age, then you should obviously talk with her about it.
BananerzFresh 12
Maybe you should ask her about it.
panda_lou 11
Why would somebody have a book of every guy they think they will marry? Perhaps it's time to have a talk with your sister about keeping her hands off your things, both literally and mentally.
EyesofStone 27
Her things? People are not property. If her sister isn't doing anything to actively get in the way of OP's relationships, then this really isn't that big a deal.
accioshannon 17
The big deal is that OP's sister has thought about it, and even gone so far as to make a book and document it. Acting on it isn't so far off.
gczizza1997 15
That's pretty scary. I really hope there isn't a pattern between you and your break ups. If so I would talk to your fiancé, and talk to your sister.
xxbo 9
Don't you think she made one for you with all of your ex boyfriends and your fiance? Would make a lot more sense..
MiloBear 11
That was my first thought too.
nick347b 6
You're actually worried that she's going to steal your fiancé/husband?