Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
kittypot 0
I'm with #21. I'm so sick of seeing my friends get cheated on or be the one cheating. They should all die alone and sad.
Puolukka 4
Anyone think about that maybe HE wanted HER to lose weight for the wedding and she said she'd only do it if he went on a diet too?! Or that she wanted to lose weight to fit in the gorgeous dress she had picked out and he offered to joing her diet to make it easier for her? I had a case like this with one of my friends and her fiancé also secretly ate fastfood behind her back...he didn't cheat though...
BleedingAssassin 0
YDI. Why would you say that? Everyone has at least ONE dark secret that they would never share. He would probably stop after the wedding, he was probably just getting together with other girls before the wedding since it might be the last time...After that, he has to live with one girl for the rest of his life.
manunited93 0
ouch thats harsh FYL
swanlee 0
If you put him on a wedding diet he probably figured you were so anal he would be stupid to marry you.
24788 7
Wow, hopefully hes gone. FYL
crankpot 0
As someone who has been the "other woman" several times, I fully agree with #40. Men who cheat are not all mindless scumbags looking to stick it into any woman they come across. Most of the time they are henpecked and frustrated and trapped in relationships that do not fulfil their needs. It's not all about the woman's needs. Regarding the diet being his choice - the fact that he was potentially sneaking in pizza at work and she had to confront him makes it pretty clear that it was not his decision, he was being pressured into it, mostly likely by some ******* Bridezilla who wanted her wedding pictures to be perfect. YDI. If your relationship was healthy it wouldn't have happened in the first place. He's better off without you.
trekkie1701c 0
#63, I was thinking the same thing. It's all his fault because he was cheating, but pretty much nobody noticed the "He was sneaking in Pizza on his wedding diet part." You still want to marry him? Don't put him in a situation where he wants to cheat. Let him have some leeway in life, or you'd find out even if he stopped cheating with his secretary he'd do it again. Your marriage will end in divorce with the way you're treating him, and probably a very bitter one at that.
circayouandme 0
At least you caught him "early on". Dump him. Like a hot potato. Besides, affairs with secretaries are such cliches.
Natradtasticx17 0
good thing you found out! damn i hate when people do that :| DUMP HIM!