Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (206)
kaybear27 0
BTW # 40. He should have let his balls drop, have been a man, and ended the relationship before he hurt someone alot. Cheating is the most sly scumiest way you can hurt someone in a relationship. I would rather have someone end the relationship because of whatever reason instead of finding out months or years later that he wasn't happy to begin with and found other means of pleasure.
afj67 0
that sucks and you should dump him. but a wedding diet? no wonder he sought companionship elsewhere...
hanibal_fml 0
Humans are scum-plain and simple
Mewtwo_fml 1
FYL for him cheating, YDI for forcing him to go on a diet and using a sleazy method of gathering information.
Danieeru 0
Go #5. So random, but it was funny.
jesusjr 0
What #89 said, and when did you start him on a wedding diet? my guess is shortly after he started cheating. Not saying cheating is right, but neither is denying pizza!
perfectwinds 0
Wow, just because she confronted him about the diet doesn't mean it was her idea. Haven't you ever gone on a diet or tried to eat right? You cheat, and it's YOU who set the goal? OH NOOO! SHE WAS BEING SUPPORTIVE OF HIS CHOICE! Sometimes you NEED that push when you're on a diet! Jesus.
k10tree 0
D : . Well, at least it's come out before the wedding?
lmmmr 0
You people are ******* disgusting. When someone cheats, it is absolutely no one's fault but that person's, it doesn't ******* matter what their relationship is like. They chose to put themselves in that relationship, and instead of putting forth the effort and compassion to improve it like a decent human being would do, they throw away the trust and love that their partner placed in them and dishonor the commitment that they made to the person they supposedly love. It's absolutely repulsive to me that you can excuse cheating on his fiance by citing that she MIGHT have enforced a healthy diet on him? Are you kidding me?!
spoonboy 0
Oh, ONLY a couple months. Because that just makes it so much better.