Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
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Top comments
BoCo_fml 9
This reminds me of those guys in High School that would be seeing girls out side of school and not talk to them in front of their friends. I say screw him, and find a new guy that lives and respects you. He sounds like a loser.
maybaybe 0
Talk to him about it and ask why he's saying that to people.
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Comments (143)
puddinfellow 2
wow... new boyfriend?
KrazieKleo 13
Nah, just wants it to be a surprise to his friends:) haha. Or she could just get rid of him and be with someone who's proud to be with her!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
maybe you're just really really really ugly. not everyone can look as good as me.
Yeahmyass 0
Surprise bachelor party!!
forza_italia88 2
#41 you are so rude! ugly loser!!
BlackOpsPWNR 0
dude, everytime I comment it says comment added but I check and it's never there. everytime. I don't even know if this one will post. someone help
Skywalka911 0
Hp th mn jst wnts t kp t srprse!!!! F nt bt hs ss rl gd nw... Lk thrw hm ff clff!!!!! :D
5t3ff1k4h 47
73 - Were you hungry? Did you eat all your vowels? How did they taste?
haleymay177 0
haha 77 that was funny!!!
FFML_314 12
I'spose I'd be hungry too if all my energy was put into being a complete moron. Awesome job, 73! Better luck next time.
CabZ_fml 0
nah, she's lucky her fiancee is going to marry her... more like BEST time of her life.
corkscrew8888 0
62- i see it. 77- you win at everything :)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
73 - Last time I watched Star Wars, Anakin didn't speak like that.
Skywalka911 0
77 thy tstd grt thnks vry mch!!!! :D
iNekoGamergurl 0
#73 could u PLZ type vowels? thats annoying. no offense just hard to read:((
sally0471 3
Maybe he's waiting?
C6Racer 0
Maybe.
C6Racer 0
Maybe
sweet_candy_ 17
For what?
sh33na_is_a_punk 0
28, for us to bang all nite long Yaaaaa
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Maybe he's waiting for that "stripper" for his bachelor party.
truehitman2010 0
4th
Tweety122888 0
well that's weird
maybaybe 0
Talk to him about it and ask why he's saying that to people.
comepoopwithme 0
ur hot
notsoluckypup 12
Note to self: if boyfriend does this maybe go crazy and maybe dump him...
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
just dont hit him in the balls with a bat
R34luver 5
might need them for l8r
NeatNit 33
Ok, I don't see why this is so wrong.
forza_italia88 2
seriously #9? it sounds like es ashamed or embarrassed to admit that theyre together. its gotta be humiliating for her! her fiance sounds like a real asshole. any guy should be proud to show off the woman hes about to marry
erwinbear 0
#9 are you serious?
NeatNit 33
But what if his intention really is to make the wedding a surprise? The way she wrote it made it sound like that.
Brandi_Faith 34
One thing I do find a bit weird here is that she is calling him fiancée when she doesn't even have the ring yet. So I'm wondering if maybe he wasn't planning on calling her fiancée until he had given her the ring? It doesn't make up for him calling her a friend instead of girlfriend, but still.
bellesuore 6
Maybe they were getting their wedding bands Or he proposed to her with a stand in ring
BoCo_fml 9
This reminds me of those guys in High School that would be seeing girls out side of school and not talk to them in front of their friends. I say screw him, and find a new guy that lives and respects you. He sounds like a loser.
truehitman2010 0
me to
notsoluckypup 12
Then again, maybe he just wants it to be a surprise ... who knows...
heyimzim 4
that's exactly what I thought. He might just want to surprise everyone
thisgirl2u 9
Ok, maybe he wants it to be a surprise that they are a couple for who, oh the 5 other girls he is seeing? I mean I guess he could keep it a surprise by just telling people that they are "dating" but to completely deny any kind of a relationship besides a friendship is quite shady and a little suspicious.
stewpididiot 11
I'm thinkin he's just a new age hopeless romantic... not gonna be like your Mom & Dads courtship ... something different like...