Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
elen25 0
That really sucks, at least you found out what an asshole he is. FYL btw, there is nothing wrong with a "wedding diet"
LoveFifteen 0
Dump him. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
pleasetryagain 0
#63, people are never trapped in relationships unless they're abusive and fearing for their lives. If a situation is shitty enough for you to want someone else, you should leave it. But on that note, I still think it's a YDI because I don't think forcing the fiance to lose weight so that the bride from hell can have her picture perfect wedding was a first offense. I think this dame's been pulling these kinds of stunts on this poor sap for a while. In conclusion- all of the people mentioned in the original post are jerks.
Yugaboo 0
#69 What are you some black and white film detective?
fermata 0
> YDI. Why would you say that? Everyone has at least ONE dark secret that they would never share. He would probably stop after the wedding, he was probably just getting together with other girls before the wedding since it might be the last time...After that, he has to live with one girl for the rest of his life. Wow, you're certainly a keeper. Lord/God/Allah/Buddha help the girl you ever get hitched to.
HummingBirdsFly 0
Just because he enjoys eating pizza doesn't necessarily make him fat. Sheesh. Nevertheless, he made the choice to cheat, she didn't, FYL. But, I agree with the other posters who said that you might have wanted to start of your sentence a bit different, instead of saying "I know your little secret" or whatever, you should of said it straight out. But, I guess, at least you know now. And not after the wedding.
CodeMonkey123 0
Dump that idiot and find some one that will love you and only you.
CodeMonkey123 0
#8 wtf is wrong with you, you peice of shit!!!
perstephane 4
OK - first of all, I've known people who get really down on themselves when they do cheat on their diets because they hate how they look. He may not have the willpower, and having someone confront him when he slips up might be the only way he can keep on track. And as for people cheating if the relationship isn't healthy/they're being henpecked/whatever - if it's that bad GET COUNSELING OR DUMP THE PERSON FIRST, THEN SCREW SOMEONE ELSE! Seriously, who thinks "I'm having a problem in my relationship. Should I talk to the other person so they know there's a problem? Nah - you know what, sex with another person behind their back should fix it." That's what's not healthy about the relationship.
that_guy321 2
why does he have to be on a wedding diet? if he's happy how he looks, why do you have to change it...?