Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
ThePerfectDrug 0
#42: It wouldn't have made sense if he had done it himself, because she was checking on his "little secret", which she thought was eating the pizza. She wouldn't have had a reason to do that if she hadn't forced him. I agree with #19 and #20.
LibbyBee 0
Well, I wouldn't really want a fiance that controlled my diet for my wedding. Maybe you were too controlling for him? I mean, accept how you look. If you love each other, it shouldn't matter. It is pretty damn stupid that he was with his secretary, though, and that he didn't have the balls to admit it to you earlier. You're both better off without each other.
mxf06 0
mmm pizza
ben037 0
ydi for making him going on a wedding diet. i would have cheated on you, bitch
heatherewf 0
Who's to say they didn't both agree to be on a diet together and help each other through it for the wedding? She could have been teasing him about the pizza/secret thing. You never know, people. There's never an excuse for cheating, whether or not she's controlling. He could have easily just dumped her. OP, kick his ass to the curb! :(
ColSanders942 0
That's a bullshit part of the female mind, trying to mind-**** the truth out of guys. Any time a girlfriend of mine has tried the "I know your secret" line on me, she starts stuttering and stammering as soon as I ask her to tell me what my secret is. I've never had any girl know my secret.
lmmmr 0
Why is it that society (as clearly demonstrated by these comments) is so quick to excuse men for cheating? Are they less capable of honoring their commitments? Should the bar be lowered for them?
Stephai 0
That sucks. D: But at least you won't be spending the rest of your life with the bastard.
Eiotlrd 0
dump the guy, he's a loser if he was worth keeping he wouldn't have told you
Random_lurker12 0
I agree with #21. Also, sell your engagement ring and leave that guy. Karma will repay him someday!