Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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Comments (206)
ga2157 0
what offends me more is the 'only' part, as if that makes it better.
Yulia_fml 0
#31 - If her fiancee was "keeping a little secret" there's no way it was his idea to go on the wedding diet. Who keeps secrets from themselves?
kristina3514 0
#20 I agree with every word!! You are brilliant! Nothing excuses cheating NOTHING but having to hide that he ate some pizza. If he was hiding it then the diet was your idea...and a little extreme don't you think?
Indiana_fml 4
#4 Exactly what I thought :) #20 You have a point there...
R3TH0R 0
#20 has a point, you might have pushed him to the point of cheating for approval from someone else, or else you just werent putting out? ehh? but it was still HIS choice to cheat which is worse than anything you could have done to him, cheat > forced diet. and if he had only been "cheating" on his diet he would never have confessed about cheating with the secretary since he should never have been in the first place
lazylacey 0
I agree with #20 !!
izzy77 0
Ohh what a *******. And I agree with #1 and #2.
Insomniatic 0
ah, he's a fool, I hope you dumped him
xemmy_fml 0
YDI for putting him on a wedding diet. You're probably some kind of psychopathic, control freak of a woman.
Zolty 0
**** diets, I'd cheat on you too.